ZomgSharkz said:
sir, i think you are the first to not imply either condoms, or lubrication, or coat hangers of some sort. you win a medal, approved by the FSMCOAOD (flying spaghetti monster comittee of achievement of doom)
What would you buy to make the cashier wonder what the hell you're into?
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sir, i think you are the first to not imply either condoms, or lubrication, or coat hangers of some sort. you win a medal, approved by the FSMCOAOD (flying spaghetti monster comittee of achievement of doom)
If the cashier turned to you and said "Excuse me sir, it looks like you've got something on your lip... Her."dogstile said:Me and my friends actually kissed in front of a cashier oncesabbat said:Funny stuff.
Then you probably met me.
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I got some odd looks from my colleagues when I bought 12 bottles of wine, six bottles of blueberry vodka (reduced to clear!) two bottles of whisky (one scotch, one irish)and a packet of apples.
Advil
A Blender
A butcher's knife
Assorted Candles
A stuffed Panda
172 Hotwheels
Ductape
A tree
Scooby Doo Fruit Snacks
George Foreman Grill
Lettuce
And a kitten...
A Blender
A butcher's knife
Assorted Candles
A stuffed Panda
172 Hotwheels
Ductape
A tree
Scooby Doo Fruit Snacks
George Foreman Grill
Lettuce
And a kitten...
What is Criscos?Snarky Username said:
I would probably go for dog leads, chocolate sauce, socks, a cd of some offensive technical death metal (maybe Nile), a knife and, ooh, maybe some Draino? And a lipstick.
I read this in a book once. Here's two combos that are going to truly horrify the cashier:
A: Heavy-duty carpet cleaner, a plastic shower curtain, and a butcher knife.
B: (and this is the bad one) A box of condoms, candy, and children's magazines.
I laughed when I read these, just because of how wrong it was.
A: Heavy-duty carpet cleaner, a plastic shower curtain, and a butcher knife.
B: (and this is the bad one) A box of condoms, candy, and children's magazines.
I laughed when I read these, just because of how wrong it was.
Handcuffs, a banana, some donuts, a Zune, a strap on dildo, a prison jumpsuit, a beanie baby, a genesis, a toy car, and an umpire helmet. I'm sure a store like this exists somewhere...
I've already got this planned out actually!
50ft bundles of nylon rope-3 bundles
The Secretary-1 copy
Tube socks-1 six-pack
Coffee-lots-N-lots
Beef Jerkey
leather belts-several
webcam-1
50ft bundles of nylon rope-3 bundles
The Secretary-1 copy
Tube socks-1 six-pack
Coffee-lots-N-lots
Beef Jerkey
leather belts-several
webcam-1
i think i loves you. XD -offers broccoli- =3theincurabletragedy said:
Hmm...
In order:
Extra small condoms
Extra Large condoms
a Puppy
a Watermelon
Anal beads
a Mexican sex doll
A copy of Final Fantasy 7
Any DVD featuring Miranda Cosgrove
and Secret Deodorant.
Yep. ^.^
A few combination come to mind:
1) For a guy to buy: a home pregnancy test, rope, a stepladder, some paper, a pen, a bottle of liquor. Be sure to look very depressed
2) 20 packages of shortening, and some celery
3) Dog food, ground up beef, concentrated bleach, latex gloves, a mask, trash bags, a medium sized paper box, and a shovel
4) an extension cord, a hair dryer, a screwdriver set, some bubble stuff for bathing, and a book about electrical safety in the home
5) a ton of emo CDs, razor blades, rubbing alcohol, and bandages
6) four heads of lettuce, four bags of flour, four bottles of bleach, four sets of duct tape, four lighters, four bottles of tylenol PM (or some other sleep aid), four bottles of liquor, four bibles, four pre-paid cell phones, four bottles of vinegar, four blocks of cheese, four pacifiers, and four multivitamin bottles for women. Don't ask, I have no idea what to do with this, but the cashier would definitely give you a weird look or five.
7) a large punch bowl, kool-aid mix, two boxes of plastic cups, rat poison, and a dozen or so white bath robes. Then ask the cashier if they had heard the good news and want to attend a great party next weekend, and be sure to mention that punch and snacks will be provided
1) For a guy to buy: a home pregnancy test, rope, a stepladder, some paper, a pen, a bottle of liquor. Be sure to look very depressed
2) 20 packages of shortening, and some celery
3) Dog food, ground up beef, concentrated bleach, latex gloves, a mask, trash bags, a medium sized paper box, and a shovel
4) an extension cord, a hair dryer, a screwdriver set, some bubble stuff for bathing, and a book about electrical safety in the home
5) a ton of emo CDs, razor blades, rubbing alcohol, and bandages
6) four heads of lettuce, four bags of flour, four bottles of bleach, four sets of duct tape, four lighters, four bottles of tylenol PM (or some other sleep aid), four bottles of liquor, four bibles, four pre-paid cell phones, four bottles of vinegar, four blocks of cheese, four pacifiers, and four multivitamin bottles for women. Don't ask, I have no idea what to do with this, but the cashier would definitely give you a weird look or five.
7) a large punch bowl, kool-aid mix, two boxes of plastic cups, rat poison, and a dozen or so white bath robes. Then ask the cashier if they had heard the good news and want to attend a great party next weekend, and be sure to mention that punch and snacks will be provided
