Crisco is a brand of cooking grease, but it's been known to be used as a lubricant.RaphaelsRedemption said:
What would you buy to make the cashier wonder what the hell you're into?
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go to a store that sells small pets (like meijers or something)
buy the following:
12 inch piece of PVC pipe
a box of condoms
can of lard
pair of rubber gloves
and the thing that ties it all together a small live pet rodent (Gerbil or Hamster)
buy the following:
12 inch piece of PVC pipe
a box of condoms
can of lard
pair of rubber gloves
and the thing that ties it all together a small live pet rodent (Gerbil or Hamster)
4 or 5 Rubbish bags
10 kg of Flour
A couple of sets of knifes
some fry pans
a lighter
and a pack of smokes
10 kg of Flour
A couple of sets of knifes
some fry pans
a lighter
and a pack of smokes
a pack of condoms,
a video camera,
a bottle of Jack Daniels,
and a goldfish.
BONUS STEP:
once you're finished paying ask the cashier if they want to see a trick. No matter what they say, tell them that you have no gag reflex and proceed to stick the bottle of Jacky D's in your mouth, when you gag/throw up curse very loudly(shit is preferred, but you can say other things if you'd like) and storm out of the store
a video camera,
a bottle of Jack Daniels,
and a goldfish.
BONUS STEP:
once you're finished paying ask the cashier if they want to see a trick. No matter what they say, tell them that you have no gag reflex and proceed to stick the bottle of Jacky D's in your mouth, when you gag/throw up curse very loudly(shit is preferred, but you can say other things if you'd like) and storm out of the store
Even better buy
A length of rope_________________________________________________Condoms
A wooden chair___________________________________________________Ice cubes
A pillow case____________________________________________________A Pig
12 Pack of bars of soap X2_______________________________________Lube
Bottle of whiskey________________________________________________Cheese Grater
Shotgun__________________________________________________________First aid kit
2 shells_________________________________________________________Ecstasy
Shovel___________________________________________________________DVD of Hardcore porn
and leave that all laid out across you table at home and wait for the answer from you parents XD
PS: fucked if i know where you will get all of that from 1 store but ya know
A length of rope_________________________________________________Condoms
A wooden chair___________________________________________________Ice cubes
A pillow case____________________________________________________A Pig
12 Pack of bars of soap X2_______________________________________Lube
Bottle of whiskey________________________________________________Cheese Grater
Shotgun__________________________________________________________First aid kit
2 shells_________________________________________________________Ecstasy
Shovel___________________________________________________________DVD of Hardcore porn
and leave that all laid out across you table at home and wait for the answer from you parents XD
PS: fucked if i know where you will get all of that from 1 store but ya know
I can top this my friends birthday was coming up so i went into asda and bought highschool musical 1-3.Limzz said:
I also needed some condoms (i am a student). I also needed a chainsaw (i used to work part time at wwt).
So i bought HSM a pack of 30 condoms a chainsaw and 2 porn mags.
Lets leave it as im surprised they didn't say out.
my roommate went to the store a little while ago and the sole item he bought was the sharpest knife he could find, i can only imagine what was going on in the head of the guy at the cash hah