What would you call your child?

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Ares Tyr

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Michael E. Lakis II. I've always wanted to have my Dad's middle name so I could be a "II" but no, no I'm not. So I'm gonna name my first son that, so I can call him "Number 2" like the Monarch from Venture Bros.

Achilles and Ares are also names I would like to use. For a daughter, Artemis and Evanthia (my Grandmother's and cousin's name). Athena maybe.
 

Captain_Ne-San

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Norbert Fingleberry

Seriously though, if it was a boy I like names like Tobias and Nathanial and as for girls I like things like Victoria or Keirra. I think names like Hope or Charity are really stupid. It's like we played the dictionary game.
 

MirrorMonkey

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Alexis its a nice name :) it works for both sexes as well so i dont have to get a headache trying to think of another one
 

Humanfishboy

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I want to call my children either
Rufus Bubblegum Squeak 17.
Owl Gonkwin Jane Cowhoon (1,000,000 Awesome Points to whoever knows the reference)
Scardibolt Phase IV.
or Skipalapapapatoe.

But I've been informed that since the naming of a child is decided by both parents and not just me, it'll probably end up being called Dave or something.
 

Lord Harrab

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a girl: Rebbecca. I'm not sure if i spelt that right, so it'll be up to the doctor to write it down officially

a boy: Frank after my Granddad
 

N.K

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Master Chief

No of course not..

Probably something ordinary, dull and plain
 

Xvito

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If it was a boy I'd call him Alucard or maybe Dracula and if it was a girl I'd call her Rose.
 

Sheppard

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Or Jesus Jones, and I'd make sure he would develop a redneck-like accent and hang around bus stops all day yelling at people of different ethnic origins. This is so I would have a racist in a family super exceptance.
 

Crudler

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I'm thinking definitely going to be a Gabriel in there somewhere.
Either:
Archibald Gabriel, just because of the arch bit Arch-Angel Gabriel then he'd go round smiting people.
For a girl I'm not sure, maybe Eve or Serenity.
 

SimuLord

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If we have a son, my wife and I will name him David Roger, after my stepfather and father, respectively (my stepfather gets first name privileges for two reasons---one, he's been with my mom for longer than my dad was---my dad passed away in 1986---and two, if I weren't naming my son after my stepfather I'd name him after David Letterman.)

If a daughter, my wife likes the name Miranda but I said "that can be her middle name if her first name is Carmen."
 

The Iron Ninja

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Buck Fucking Rogers (Ignore the "fucking" bit, I'm just excited about my epiphany) "Rogers" being his middle name.