What would you change about yourself?

[no oneder]

Maybe bigger breasts, not huge, just a bit bigger.

What is it with women and breast insecurity? Ladies, not all men like large breasts.

OT: Nothing. I like me as is.

What is it with men who think they know everything about girl problems. Quite a large amount of men like large breasts, last time I checked.

And breast insecurity is caused by ***** mean girls in high school, so please think first before opening your mouth again, or just don't.

 

[theSovietConnection]

The only part I'd have changed would be where my parents didn't let me go to friend's very often while in elementary. I have a feeling that has a lot to do with my lack of confidence and social skills.

 

[ajofflight]

Honestly, I wish I just wasn't so studly sometimes. It gets annoying when ladies continually try to hook up with me, call or text me, and just all around get in my personal space. They always want to "talk" but we all know what that means.

It's gotten to the point to where I now just sit in the house all day because if I go out in public, they just naturally flock to me. Life is hard.

WOMEN LEAVE ME ALONE!

Right...
OT: I wish I was able to become intangible (able to pass through solid objects).

 

[no oneder]

Maybe bigger breasts, not huge, just a bit bigger.

I'll have to agree with the guy that quoted you before. I don't care about breast size :/. Do you feel less attractive by having smaller tits?

I'd feel attractivER with bigger breasts, yes? Besides it's my body dont'ya thnk?

 

[Jaranja]

Maybe bigger breasts, not huge, just a bit bigger.

I'll have to agree with the guy that quoted you before. I don't care about breast size :/. Do you feel less attractive by having smaller tits?

I'd feel attractivER with bigger breasts, yes? Besides it's my body dont'ya thnk?

I know that. I just never saw why bigger breasts were seen as better. I prefer smaller breasts.

 

[thenumberthirteen]

I wish I had a bit more muscle. I've got practically no upper body strength. If only there was some way to grow muscle somehow, or some place you can go where trained professionals help you to improve your body with the use of specialised machines and activity regimes. However, as far as I know, no such place exists.

Personality wise I wish I was less timid and more confident. I don't know where I get it from. All the rest of my family are extremely sociable, confident, and outgoing.

Then again I would like to teleport.

 

[Blackmagic1515]

I'd like to be a bit taller, a little skinnier and have smaller boobs. Large ones can be really annoying. I'd also love to have glowing blue eyes (SOLDIER style), I love those eyes.
Oh and I want to be a wizard. Magical powers ftw!

 

[Hollock]

I would give myself the ability to grow an actual beard, rather than just copious amounts of chin fluff.

Now Furburt there are two things I am not an expert on

• 
  Hair
  You

but I do know two things about hair and you

So my solution is simple, and all you will need is some good old fashioned duct tape.
You can make your top head hair (I know all the offical terminology thank you very much), into beard or mustache hair. It should look like this

No need to thank me

top left is normal Furburt, top right is fandanglin' your hair into a mustache, and bottom is tying your hair under your chin for a convincing chin strap beard.

OP: I wish I could talk to people.
and I could stand to lose some weight.

 

[BlumiereBleck]

Aside from everything the most would be the crippling emotional problems. But mostly everything

 

[Kevlar Eater]

I would change my race and gender. Then I'd change how my body expels energy so hadokens are actually possible.

 

[Sarctastic]

I'd make myself much better looking, because I'm not happy with being ugly.
And I'd also make myself immortal. As in, unkillable, unaging. Because I really don't like mortality.

I'd change a bunch of other stuff, but I figure with immortality I'd have a lot of time to get good at anything I wanted to.

P.S Time travel skills.

 

[Not-here-anymore]

Honestly, I wish I just wasn't so studly sometimes. It gets annoying when ladies continually try to hook up with me, call or text me, and just all around get in my personal space. They always want to "talk" but we all know what that means.

It's gotten to the point to where I now just sit in the house all day because if I go out in public, they just naturally flock to me. Life is hard.

WOMEN LEAVE ME ALONE!

Dammit, I hate it when that happens. It's gotten to the point where I get men following me around as well. The attention is nice and all, but I just don't have the time for that big a following.
I think it may have started when I stopped using lady-scented body wash and switched to old spice. I suddenly became good at things, and now own a boat! I'm typing this from horseback, and my horse is standing in my private jet! Damn this old spice stuff is amazing.

OT: I'd like to be a little taller. 5'5" is kinda short for a 20 year old guy. Especially when I don't have a youthful enough face to get away with buying kid's tickets to things.

Hmmm... Everyone else is going with superpowers... No, I'll take being a few inches taller above the ability to fly, thank you. Although if I can shapeshift, and grow a little bit that way, I'm in.

 

[Furious Styles]

I'd make myself better looking (sorry, I know its shallow but what the fuck) and i'd make myself friendlier. That is to say more willing to risk being friendly to people who's feelings towards me I am unsure about without them being friendly first.

edit:- and I'd like to lose some weight. i used to be pretty trim, but then i foolishly decided to quit all sport and now am more than a little doughy. Not yet fat, but definitely doughy.

 

[thenumberthirteen]

The only part I'd have changed would be where my parents didn't let me go to friend's very often while in elementary. I have a feeling that has a lot to do with my lack of confidence and social skills.

My mother blames my teachers from first school for my lack of confidence. Do you think that things like this are strongly effected by your childhood or is it more your current situation? (The question is not particularly directed at you)

Though there'll be plenty of opportunities for social interaction if you come to Escapism in October *fingers crossed*

 

[Jtar]

I would like to be able to focus myself more, I just can't seem to do it when I need to study but fine when it comes to reading or random things.

I'd also go with being in better shape, though that's coming along quite nicely as I'm writing this.

To go with something impossible, I would love the ability to fly.

 

[Not-here-anymore]

Maybe bigger breasts, not huge, just a bit bigger.
EDIT: Forget it, if I had known there'd be so many close-minded people I would have said psychokinesis or something more akin to a gaming community.

2 people said anything about it... And hey - it's up to you what you'd change about yourself, right?

I'd like to be a bit taller, a little skinnier and have smaller boobs. Large ones can be really annoying. I'd also love to have glowing blue eyes (SOLDIER style), I love those eyes.
Oh and I want to be a wizard. Magical powers ftw!

I do love my glowing blue eyes! Well, a weird enough shade of blue that they stand out a lot when there's a little less light, anyway. It's close enough!

I still want to be taller. Screw the fancy superpowers - I'm annoyed by my shortness! It made watching Muse last night much harder... (I should really stop dropping that into posts. But Muse were awesome, so you can all put up with it for now)

 

[theSovietConnection]

My mother blames my teachers from first school for my lack of confidence. Do you think that things like this are strongly effected by your childhood or is it more your current situation? (The question is not particularly directed at you)

Though there'll be plenty of opportunities for social interaction if you come to Escapism in October *fingers crossed*

I should hopefully know whether or not I can make it by Friday, but it's looking good so far.

And I think your childhood can play a massive role in how confident you are, but isn't the definitive factor. I know I'm far more social and confident then I was in elementary school now that I've been hanging out with friends, but I still don't think I'm nearly as social as I might have been if I'd been able to socialise more often when I was younger.

 

[BlumiereBleck]

i would make me not ugly

You're not ugly Anna!

 

[Julianking93]

I'd get rid of my paranoia and insecurity.

I'm horribly insecure in intimate situations and paranoid that everything I do is wrong.

Really need to work on that.