Sneaky-Pie said:
Honestly, I wish I just wasn't so studly sometimes. It gets annoying when ladies continually try to hook up with me, call or text me, and just all around get in my personal space. They always want to "talk" but we all know what that means.
It's gotten to the point to where I now just sit in the house all day because if I go out in public, they just naturally flock to me. Life is hard.
WOMEN LEAVE ME ALONE!
Dammit, I hate it when that happens. It's gotten to the point where I get men following me around as well. The attention is nice and all, but I just don't have the time for that big a following.
I think it may have started when I stopped using lady-scented body wash and switched to old spice. I suddenly became good at things, and now own a boat! I'm typing this from horseback, and my horse is standing in my private jet! Damn this old spice stuff is amazing.
OT: I'd like to be a little taller. 5'5" is kinda short for a 20 year old guy. Especially when I don't have a youthful enough face to get away with buying kid's tickets to things.
Hmmm... Everyone else is going with superpowers... No, I'll take being a few inches taller above the ability to fly, thank you. Although if I can shapeshift, and grow a little bit that way, I'm in.