What would you do as a ghost?

[ScoopMeister]

Ok. So, assuming you died and came back as a ghost, what would be the first thing that you do?
Fairly self-explanatory.

 

[No_Remainders]

I'd haunt the shite out of people who I don't like

 

[thetruefallen]

Get myself set up in a nice big house and scare some people. you know, normal ghost stuff.

 

[SkyrimOrBust]

Reveal myself and tell people I'm the second coming of Jesus.

 

[drbarno]

go to my best friend and tell him "I'd told ya I'll be back!"

 

[Rusman]

I'd force myself upon cynics and try to make them believe in me
And you know... haunt people I don't like... Generic ghost stuff...

 

[steeple]

ghosts are invisible right?
well then, lets just say I way haunt a restroom or two [sub]heheheh[/sub]

either that, or do something useful, like appear infront of some people who can achieve greatness and aim them through their life, life a personal undead adviser...

 

[orangebandguy]

Travel the world.

I'd get bored haunting just some shitty old mansion.

 

[ryai458]

Haunt people I don't like and totally try to raise a ghost army and conquer the living.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Severely scare and take the piss out of those 'Ghost Hunters' on TV. They always freak out over the smallest bump or noise in the building.
If they came to wherever I'd be haunting, I'd seriously fuck with them.

Ghost Hunter; Did you hear that...?
Ghost Hunter #2: I...think so...
HAI GUYS~

 

[Layz92]

Dance to the Ghostbusters song, what could be more amusing if you just died. Other than that make sure Bill O'rielly never sleeps again.

 

[crudus]

I would haunt the girls locker room because why not?

 

[Azmar]

Scare old people and traumatize little kids so they remain scarred for life.

Also, spy in every possible homes for whatever reason

 

[Alphakirby]

Ghost Trick,only this time for kicks and profit.

 

[steeple]

Severely scare and take the piss out of those 'Ghost Hunters' on TV. They always freak out over the smallest bump or noise in the building.
If they came to wherever I'd be haunting, I'd seriously fuck with them.

Ghost Hunter; Did you hear that...?
Ghost Hunter #2: I...think so...
HAI GUYS~

I would have done it like this:

#1) did you see that? looked like a wave of light
#2) there's definetly something out there... you can feel the air shifting
#3) I think th-BAM (shovel to the face)

other others turn to look at him, and then a flying chainsaw comes out infront of them and chases them...

imaginary sadism is hilarious...

 

[Hero in a half shell]

See the world, go to places that man has never been, but then it would only be disappointing if I discovered something, because I could never tell anyone about it.

 

[Booze Zombie]

Look at women without fear of upsetting them, I suppose.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I would have done it like this:

#1) did you see that? looked like a wave of light
#2) there's definetly something out there... you can feel the air shifting
#3) I think th-BAM (shovel to the face)

other others turn to look at him, and then a flying chainsaw comes out infront of them and chases them...

imaginary sadism is hilarious...

...I tip my hat to you sir, that's ten times better than mine.