what would you do as empeor god king of the world

[Hamish Durie]

read the title

 

[A Weakgeek]

Change my title to something more coherent

 

[DTWolfwood]

Many many many bad things that will be good for the world in the long run.

I will not say what exactly, as it will get me flamed to hell.

Also emperor. Spell-check is your friend

 

[Zhadramekel]

Give the title to someone else. I can't handle that much pressure.

 

[Smooth Operator]

Mandatory topless Tuesdays, then a bit of sideboob in mass effect wouldn't get everyones panties in a bunch

 

[ApeShapeDeity]

An outright ban on puns in newspaper headlnes... seriously.

Edit: Oh and this... definately this.

Change my title to something more coherent

 

[Leole]

I'd make another friend of mine God Emperor King of the World, give each other 6 months to master our powers, and then have an Epic fight, that will be, of course, filmed, so every mortal can watch our awesomeness!

Of course, after that, is bye bye powers to my friend, and I'll go like this guy:

Sit in a fuck off huge mansion on a island somewhere with a harem of young hotties to do my bidding while I piss my life away.

Oh and publicly execute the entire crew of Fox News.

Fuck. Yes.

 

[Fetzenfisch]

Whatever i like at every given moment.
The emprah wants a pandasteak and some chickenwings!
The emprah wishes to see the developer of that damn game he cant beat so he can do it on first try or will be thrown into the poodlepit.
The emprah wants a bj and then some monkeys swordfighting to the death.
more mead!!

death penalty for people the emprah finds annoying or dumb.
ban on bad popmusic.the only radiostation is my playlist.
Every newsspeaker or moderator on tv has to wear a bombcollar and i got the detonatorbutton on my remote control.

 

[Doctor What]

I'd use my unlimited resources to make myself the smartest man in the world. I'd hold total control of all resources, of all telecommunications, and everything else. But I wouldn't be stingy with it.

If anybody tried to assassinate me, I'd have them put on display as I torture them. ALL MUST LEARN.

Oh, and only Newspeak will be permitted.

 

[Udyrfrykte]

Bad, bad, illegal things.

'Cause that's how I roll.

750 posts since May 17.?? My guess is that you don't roll that much, more like sitting. Although, that suits an emperor just fine.

OT:
I would create superhuman warriors out from my gene-seed and travel out to conquer the galaxy.

 

[Tartarga]

Well first I would lead a great campaign to destroy all the reality show "celebrities" and when that's done I would just go around breaking stuff for no apparent reason.

 

[manythings]

I know what I would like to believe. I would try to make things better until I eventually become more and more corrupt ending as an unrecognisible, debauched monster.

 

[viking97]

take all funding from fox news and give it to valve

and churches have to pay taxes

and the simpsons FINALE

 

[Treaos Serrare]

Taking a page from Frank Herbert, I would subjugate all known space to my will

Also have a massive city sized Citadel constructed, to live in with a large harem of concubines to sire My sucessors

 

[FFKonoko]

Genetically engineer armies of super-soldiers.
Perfect space travel. Lead armies to colonize galaxies.
Rule with an invincible golden fist. Get wings.
Remember to pay attention during rule to avoid catastrophes.

Also, giant mechs, cute harems and try to come up with some sort of way of creating food and other resources out of uninhabitable planets or vacuum energy or something.

Edit: ALSO, PURGE THE HERETICS. And pretty much anyone who stifles the opinions of others. HYPOCRISY.

Edit edit:

Look at your post count. Now look at mine. Yours. Mine. Yours. Now mine again.
Yours could be as good as mine if you stopped using lady scented body wash.

. Old Spice man reference is <3, even if you also ninja'd me on my obvious gene-seed idea.
=)

 

[Wargamer]

Disband all congresss, parliaments and equivalent political bodies and replace them all with people chosen from working and middle class families so that decisions about how normal people live are made by normal people.

Also, I would bring back hanging. Crimes you can be hung for include being a professional politician, lobbying, being a personal injury lawyer or being too fucking stupid to live.