What would you do if Chuck Norris died?

[Professor Cubbage]

I would shed a single tear then move on in life.

 

[Ramen n' MaltLiquor]

Chuck Norris is irrelevant this guy is my new hero

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dE-Hp5bGWY&feature=related

All hail the beardman all hail EBM

 

[Stoorm_]

Chuck Norris is irrelevant this guy is my new hero

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dE-Hp5bGWY&feature=related

All hail the beardman all hail EBM

aha the old guy is awesome
thats why you should never be rude to old people
because they will beat you down

 

[aPod]

Nothing... absolutely nothing, it would have zero impact on me.

 

[Teh Flembo]

If Chuck Norris dies, we will all cease to exist.

 

[Archaon6044]

i would not give a shit, and carry on with my life

 

[Soxafloppin]

I would immediately go and have lunch.

 

[FireFly90]

Chuck Norris can't die, and even if death came for him he'd beet him up so hard that death himself would wish he was dead.

 

[Archemetis]

I'd carry on with my life?

 

[Deadlock Radium]

If someone CAN find a way to make that man die, I'd probably shed a manly tear and then move on.

 

[ClaptonKnophlerHendrix]

I'd rather not waste my time thinking about the impossible.

 

[Hazzaslagga]

i would be dead the day chuck norris dies is the day the universe implodes

 

[TimeLord]

Captain Price would replace Chuck Norris

 

[ClazzD]

I'd cry.

 

[SW9]

srsly who is chuck norris,all i know is he's known for being hard in peoples views of him,but i've never seen any of his films(he is an actor right?)

 

[bassdrum]

I would declare that Chuck Norris had been Chuck Norris'd, and then I'd move on. I would, however, feel sad that all future Chuck Norris jokes would be left untold... but maybe we're better off that way.

 

[AdmanUK]

Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago. Death hasn't had the courage to tell him yet.

 

[AdmanUK]

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