What would you do if Chuck Norris died?

[aarontg]

He coulden't, he can't,he's physically incapable, why? because he's chuck norris.

 

[Elesar]

I would laugh, for then people will realise the true supremacy of Bruce Campbell.


Hail to the king!

More or less this

 

[awesomebillfromdawsonville]

Chuck Norris Chuck Norris Chuck Norris. Wow. He'll die. I'll drink beer. Thats how it works.

 

[Beastialman]

Not care, Chuck Norris is a terrible meme beloved by little kids.

 

[The DSM]

Wouldnt care Mr T is better.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

I'll be truthful here

I would break out in dance, and I would have a smile on my face. Then I would feel mad, because the Forums would erupt into Chuck Norris filled threads.

 

[Jark212]

I'd round-house kick a Elementary schooler in the face in his memory...

 

[Psychophante]

I'd kill myself out of respect.

 

[TimeLord]

Captain Price would replace Chuck Norris

I may have to agree with you.

There is always a captain price!
..it never ends.

And even if it does end, there will always be his mustache!

 

[The_Shinigamer]

This question is unanswerable as Chuck Norris can never die. He can only shed one mortal coil and comeback to kick ass again.

 

[trueluigi7]

I would be like "Bruce Lee's ghost has killed Chuck Norris like it the prophecy had foretold!"
Bruce Lee is the true superior person. All those jokes about Chuck Norris they all came from this one jealous guy who lost to Bruce Lee in childhood so he brainwashed everyone and made all the Chuck Norris jokes that were originally Bruce Lee jokes into the Chuck Norris jokes.
So I guess you all know now so stop lying to yourself and others by speaking of Chuck Norris in such high manners!

 

[Wolfpac05]

i wouldn't care. I don't see the significance of Chuck anyways. I nevver really liked him :/

 

[JanatUrlich]

I wouldn't be worried. He's obviously kicked enough ass on this earth, now he needs to go sort out the dickheads in the afterlife and check that everyone he's put there is still obeying him

 

[TheGreenManalishi]

I would go on as I do now.

 

[Croaker42]

I would laugh, for then people will realise the true supremacy of Bruce Campbell.


Hail to the king!

Ah Bruce Campbell. The unsung hero of our universe.

OT; I believe the public reactions would be MEH however the internet would explode. A ball of flame spewing from every computer that has ever seen a page of Norris jokes.

 

[Cliff_m85]

You mean the moron who thinks that Evolution is an evil ploy that Atheists are trying to shove into the classroom?

Personally, I think that Chuck Norris and Ben Stein can kiss educated America's ass.

 

[Burningsok]

I would go cry in a corner for a minute or 2 then go on with life, but hey; the spirit of Chuck Norris will never die I promise you that.

 

[Plurralbles]

there would be just more chuck norris jokes...

I got one, "chuck norris did'nt die. he became a scientologist and ascended after paying a million dollars to the Religion of getting supremely ripped off."