What would you do if Chuck Norris died?

[BB-52]

I would nuke every one except my self so only Chuck Norris could see me cry.

 

[BB-52]

I would nuke everayone except myself so no one except Chuck Norris could see m me cry. :'(

 

[SendMeNoodz84]

If a zombie apocalypse ever happens, we'd be fucked.

 

[xxnightlawxx]

*Chuckles*

 

[Therumancer]

probably watch a Chuck Norris film festival.

 

[WickedSkin]

When chuck norris dies... we all die.

 

[Davey Woo]

If Chuck Norris died, the result would be similar to if someone divided by zero.

 

[Daveman]

Chuck Norris doesn't die. Death "Chuck Norris'".

 

[LamborghiniJackson]

You read my mind.

 

[wizzerd229]

I really would not care, it is not like he is the messiah *Chuck Norris comes in and RHK my in the face*

 

[Cheesebob]

His spawn, Vin Diesel, will rise from the ashes and become the new internet meme.

 

[GBlair88]

Chuck Norris is already dead, the Grim Reaper is just too scared to tell him.

Therefore your question is invalid.

 

[DoctorObviously]

Well, the internet people are the only people who would notice, and most of them would probably just move onto someone else.

This.

 

[Cpu46]

Chuck Norris has died on 20 seperate occasions to stop the armys of Hell from attacking, he just comes back because Satan fears him.

 

[Arkhangelsk]

I would go "eh". I don't really care that much for him.

 

[dfphetteplace]

Laugh. I hate Chuck Norris and I don't understand why he has some cult following. He is just a right wing dolt that made some shitty action movies two decades ago.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

I'd learn Necromancy as fast as possible and ressurect him as well as Bruce and Brandon Lee then watch Ash and his boomstick kill them all over and over again.