What would you do if Cthulu came?

[mechanixis]

"Poll: what would you do if you were trapped in a box you couldn't escape from"

 

[keve4433]

I am saddened, there are people that do not know of Cthulu. What has this world come?

OT:Give him a hug that's all he ever wanted!

 

[Axzarious]

This- http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ptitlewbt6s033

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

Alright mate? How's life? What have I told you about destroying the world?

 

[smeghead25]

Open an umbrella.

 

[Reaper69lol]

Probably go insane, then die.

 

[The_ModeRazor]

I will him out of existence.

... yeah, that's how I roll.

 

[Hellgate]

Kick to the balls and run like hell laughing my ass off

 

[ImprovizoR]

I would kill it. Simple as that.

 

[GiantSpiderGoat]

You Call that a tentacle. This is a Tentacle.*Unzips pants* (immediately becomes friends with cluthu after showing his tentacle)(

 

[thahat]

Stand there. Look at Cthulu, and declare

"Oh, Fuck."

walk up next to you, put hand on your shoulder and go 'right you are sir...'
'bout that time aye?'
you: "yep."
*both start running*

 

[Lazy Kitty]

I ask him why he's late for the meeting.

 

[Wolfy1328]

Nothing 'cos Cthulu don't exist.

ditto

 

[TilMorrow]

Me: Cthulu!... My dear old friend, how are you?
Cthulu: Oh can't complain.

 

[Weslebear]

"What would you do if Cthulu came?"

Buy a large pack of Kleenex. This isn't going to end well

On topic: Have a slight nerdgasm that Cthulu actually exists then RUN.

 

[ZleazyA]

I would probably start trying to scrape off some of his skin and test it. Lovecraft said he was made of some exotic matter we didn't know about.

Maybe I could make myself a Cthulu skin suit and become like Cthulu.
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Zirchona R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

 

[Fidelias]

NOTHING CAN MATCH THE POWER OF THE FORCE!!!

Oh wait...

 

[Jazzyjazz2323]

make a pilgrimage to seek favor from his high priest one tycho brahe and then commit myself to the great Cthulus master plan.

 

[Carnage95]

Run like hell or fight back. Send all available troops, tanks, and planes and finally, nuke him from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

 

[Tips_of_Fingers]

*rings home*

"Mum, you know how you fucking love calamary? Well, you are NOT going to believe this."