What would you do if Cthulu came?

[joshthor]

who?

 

[sycoesis]

i think i would be so shocked by his existence and presence i would literally cease to exist

 

[shinigamisparda]

"Welcome to Earth, how may I take your order?"

Either that or ask him how you properly pronounce his name.

 

[SD-Fiend]

ask him what's your point

 

[Morbid_Myths]

Go insane like everybody else.

 

[Hman121]

shout out "Well, ain't this a b-" stop mid-sentence to go mad.

 

[jboking]

bullet to the brain before he gets me. I'll die on my own terms, thank you.

 

[The Rockerfly]

Take a picture, warn my local authority and have him taken down

Bwa ha ha take that and your terrible fictional god

 

[Keava]

Three words. Well one word actually but three times, well 2 and a half is usually enough. Hastur! Hastur! Hastur! and hope that Aldebaran is over the horizon. If you have one Old One roaming the Earth why not make it two?

 

[hctib_elttil]

go insane and try to kill as many people as I could to "save" them from the coming darkness

either that to drive a boat into its face

 

[hvitulf]

I would fight, calling upon my own god to help me save as many people as I could. Though this would more likely just give me a noble death than actually save me or anyone else.

 

[thom_cat_]

Clean myself off. I mean if Cthulhu came all over me I think I'd be taking a shower or something.

 

[6037084]

close my eyes i can't see him i can't go insane problem solved

 

[Kranay]

He is a giant octopus/dragon god that sleeps beneath the sea, cast down by the other elder gods, denied his birthright! Worship him and become his pawn!! CTHULU FATAGIN!!!

Cthulu fhtagn. Kay?

OT:

I'd probably stare up at his sheer bulk, provide a detailed description of how horrifying he is, go insane and THEN die.

 

[Theron Julius]

Sacrifice all that is close to me to please him, only to realize that he is a metaphor for my own insanity and that I murdered my family in cold blood. Then I go on to worship him, becoming a mad cultist. Cthulu fhatgn!

 

[thatguy1]

Do what I do even in the most trivial of situations.

Cowardly run away!

 

[Zenomorph]

id go chill with his buddy narlothloteph and dance across the country side brainwashing people with music.

 

[spartan117cxvii]

Fight to the death and probably die.

 

[JoeThree]

Inform him that he is an internet cliche.