What would you do if Cthulu came?

[Yokai]

Flip him off, then rip out my soul, hand it to him, and tell him to get it over with.

 

[Space Spoons]

Suicide. Let's face it- it's Cthulu. There are three possible ways out for anyone who isn't a deity with godlike power; horrible, painful death, decades of physical and mental torture followed by horrible, painful death, or suicide. So what's it going to be? Would you rather die quickly or draaaaaaag it out?

 

[Kevonovitch]

i'd ask him to teach me how to eat 10D10 people a round.

 

[YoBadMama]

Try to please him. (not that perv)

 

[KeyMaster45]

I would use the wisdom of a wise lumberjack, for in such a situation there is only one answer

....I CAST FLARE!!!

 

[YoBadMama]

And it is "Cthulhu"

 

[Kelethor]

Revel in the madness that is to come.

 

[YoBadMama]

I would use the wisdom of a wise lumberjack, for in such a situation there is only one answer

....I CAST FLARE!!!

Run Mike! Run for the hills!

 

[snow]

I'd get him a box of tissues.

*snicker snicker*

 

[Drexlor]

I would either die horribly or do nothing, I'm already kind of insane.

 

[Toaster Hunter]

Say hi. Then I'll go insane.

 

[Snarky Username]

I would probably do what everyone else does and die a horrible, terrifying death.

 

[ArkhamJester]

Me, shit myself, blow a whistle calling Samus Aran. Then Samus would run up Cthullu, blow a hole in his eye, lay one of her portable hydrogen (oops i mean power) bomb's in his skull. Then I would watch him explode and wonder if other Cthullu deities will come after me, and laugh.

 

[philosophicalbastard]

Challenge him to fisti-cuffs obviously.

 

[astrav1]

He's not guaranteed to kill us right? If so try to kill him Shadow of the Colossus style.

 

[That_Swedish_Guy]

Hehehe, the first thing I thought of when I saw the title was "damn, there'd probably be a lot of it". I then proceeded to smack myself repeatedly over the face with a crobar.

OT: Well, suicide is always an option... Or I'd play this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxScTbIUvoA. It might please him...

 

[AssassinJoe]

Find a Narwhal to protect me.


Need I say more?

 

[BrownGaijin]

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Wow. That was rather well thought out and informative. Have a cookie.

OT: Here's how I figure it would go down. The minute I see it I would look behind my shoulders and see God. I would then point at Cthulu, and God would probably shrug his shoulders. Then I would place both my hands on my hips. God would respond by rolling his eyes and grabbing a stick. He would then shoo away the Cthulu with the stick.