What would you do if Cthulu came?

[Scarecrow]

I would play this for him:
Then we would be the best of friends.

 

[mb16]

move inland

EDIT: or tactical nuclear strike

 

[Deadlock Radium]

If he came? Ewwwwwww! D:

OT: Run like hell!

 

[Brutal Peanut]

Go insane then die horribly.

This sounds about right.

 

[Slick Samurai]

Laugh at Mr. Squidface and take shelter before the nukes fall. Dagon was killed by 1 semi-normal dude firing a missile into his face from a tiny navy vessel. Hydra was killed by the same guy with just water + electricity, nukes'll take care of Dramatic Octopus easily. That or we just wait for Jack to come back with a tugboat with a rocket launcher on it.

 

[Lem0nade Inlay]

I don't know...what's Cthulu?

 

[Kuroneko97]

...........I'm sorry, what is Cthulu?

 

[alittlepepper]

I imagine I would probably go irrevocably insane upon the simplest and briefest sight of the Great Old One himself. I would then grow some sort of unnatural appendage which I would use to tear peoples' livers/entrails out and eat them, only to realize far too late that I am actually not suddenly capable of digesting or surviving on human viscera and end up dying horribly.
Either that, or just shoot myself and everyone around me, because really. It's like the Reavers from Firefly. You really, really would rather be dead than be captured alive.

 

[willofbob]

find Nyarthotep.

he needs humans for his evil plan right? so he wouldn't let his lackey kill everyone.

then again, i'd probably have gone nuts (more so) by then and have died a horrible, horrible death.

 

[camazotz]

Ask what he is. Seriously, I never bothered to look up what the hell a cthulu is. I'm old

Being old is a good prerequisite to actually knowing what Cthulhu is....(seeing as how the story he first appeared in dates back to 1928!)

But on the OP: I'd duck and cover and kiss it goodbye, I suppose....!

 

[dancinginfernal]

Walk backwards with a mirror.

All the time.

 

[Sinisterair]

"Does Sanity roll" O fuck........No! "poof" i become pudding

 

[Rusty Bucket]

Invite him to a tea and cake shop, for tea and cake.

I'd kill for some tea and cake right now.

 

[i64ever]

Acknowledge HP Lovecraft as the greatest prophet of all time. Then die.

 

[Orcus The Ultimate]

i'd call Chuck Norris...

 

[kikon9]

I would get a REALLY big umbrella. (Please tell me you get the joke)

 

[Ewyx]

Doesn't looking upon cthulhu make you insane? Because that's what I'd do.

 

[koeniginator]

Read the book.

 

[minarri]

Use that Master Ball I've been saving.

 

[ethan22122]

Nuke 'em.