What would you do if the internet Died forever?

[Fniff]

Spend all my life trying to fix the bloody thing.

 

[Ishnuvalok]

Go outside. Start biking, enter the Tour De France.

 

[yosophat]

I would be happy if other people were miserable about it.

 

[I Resurection I]

I would get ready for the zombie invasion cause the mindless computer nerds would start moving away from the computers

 

[RobCoxxy]

I'd stop making useless threads

 

[IxionIndustries]

Go into a fit of rage that all of my porn has suddenly vanished when I was only halfway done... Heads would roll!


...And then I would cry, and go back to snorting coke.

 

[PurpleLeafRave]

I'd play my 360 and wouldn't be that fussed.

 

[mambodog]

Maybe if that happened, the AI in single player games would finally start to improve after all this time

 

[mattttherman3]

I guess I'd have to get my porn from the store then.

 

[Ithos]

Go outside. Forever.

Also, I'd find my enemys and nuke 'em. Forever.

 

[Roamin11]

Probably pass my courses with flying colors and spend more time with my girlfriend.

 

[ironlordthemad]

id laugh at people who play MMORPGs like WoW and LOTRO and then go back too the gym, probably not much would change for me, i could still read and i could still do my wargaming...

 

[ffxfriek]

I'd...go outside. Or watch Tv. There are other things I do besides use the internet all day. Actually, I'd probably spend all day in the library since it's like a slower version of the internet with less annoying things and lots more dead people.

i enjoy reading so id go to the library or watch tv, or i made a new friend yesterday and i have never had as much fun hanging out with someone before ever.good times. or i would cry for a long time. forever seems a tad excessive though i can understand forever. id also probably die a bit as well.

 

[TelHybrid]

Start actually buying porn. O.O

 

[Macgyvercas]

Seppuku, plain and simple. I would not survive without the internet.

 

[_Janny_]

I'd go into a corner and wobble back and forth while madly giggling to myself. Then remember that video games still exist without the net.

go to its funeral....

Aww, that just sounds adorable for some reason.

Though I sometimes wonder if the net dying can actually happen. People keep backups, but still...

 

[Shoggoth2588]

I would be forced to pursue and actual relationship with an actual person who I would actually be forced to converse with face to face o.o;;

Also: I would be unable to post my trophies/ achievements ... and unable to order Japanese DS games or hyper-caffeinated Root Beer or ... buy happiness ... I'm down to my last loaf as it is and this thread is really bringing me down p.q

 

[Epic Master32]

Reach for the gun...