What would you do if the internet Died forever?

[TheMatt]

Start running ethernet cable to my friends houses... How much would it cost to run a cable from Ottawa to BC?

 

[Alberio]

Draw, read a book, play some 360, get my friends phone numbers

 

[thenumberthirteen]

Be really pissed off as my degree would be worth Shit. If the Internet died then maybe we could build a newer, better version.

 

[Gebi10000]

Play DnD, and hope I find a publisher

 

[asinann]

Start killing people.....again.

 

[super_mumbles]

Read a book, write a book, talk to friends in person, wonder why msn and steam aren't connecting or laugh while thinking about all the people trying to get on to Facebook.

Good times mostly

 

[Spieggelmaus]

I would probably spend an hour or so wondering about how it is even possible for the internet to die.

 

[Deadpewl]

Cry at the fact the primary source for the answers to all of my weird questions was now gone(wikipedia, google, etc.) and that I would now have to read books.

Then I would laugh at all the twitter/facebook/myspace addicts.

Then I would go play videogames with my friends.

Oh, and I would have to actually buy all of my music and games now, which would suck.

 

[FranzTyphid]

The internet is my life. If it dies, so do I

Poor child...

 

[Captain Pancake]

Rejoice, as I'd finally be able to lead a normal life.

 

[Lynx]

I'd probably not be answering threads like these anymore.

Seriously though, I'd mourn the loss of information/communication, but then again I'd be happy to put telephones to more use.

 

[asteroth21nox]

Probably sit in stunned silence, then cry for three days, probably kill a few people, then it's back to the boring life lol

 

[Kiutu]

Join together with other people and create The Timmy, which is like the internet...but named after a kid who went back in time on a scooter.

 

[Beastialman]

Probably say something around. "Darn, now where will I get my Brazilian Fart Fetish porn?"

 

[Canadamus Prime]

"It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine."

 

[Duck Sandwich]

Mourn the death of my social life, as practically all my friends are gone, hardly anyone talks to me outside of facebook/the escapist. No longer would I be able to ask for advice from several people at once, or make some witty joke in response to what someone who is hundreds of miles away from me is thinking. I'd also spend more time at the library (as opposed to almost never being there), not only for project research, but also for information on diet/fitness related stuff.

I'd probably spend a lot more money on games, because I wouldn't spend any of my idle time on the internet (duh). This would lead to spending more idle time on games, leading to me getting bored of them sooner. I'd probably also start watching TV and movies again.

Finally, I'd emit a sigh of relief, as I'd no longer be bombarded with those damn farmville requests.

 

[Claymorez]

I don't think ppl's responses have enough FEAR in them cmon ppl THE INTERNET IT GONE FOREVER!!!

 

[Call4Duty]

I'd phone my friends instead of chatting with them, and I'd kidnap graham, paul, yahtzee, and the dude who does xkcd, and force them to be funny in my basement.

 

[TimeLord]

I'd finish my novel.

I'd start my novel