What would you do if you suddenly only had 30 minutes to live?

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helldragonX

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Go find a nice quiet place to die where it would take a while to find a body....oh and write a note to my girlfriend
 

scorch 13

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Get a gun and have a shoot out with gang members that way atleast when i die i will have done a good deed...kindof
 

McNinja

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Pimppeter2 said:
Punch This guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view] in the face.

That jerk
Me too.

Not really. I'd hug a bunch of people, tell people what I thought of them, etc, tell my family I love them, and then pray a whole bunch.
 

Silent Eagle

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I'd phone up everyone i know that has made stupid descisions in theyre life and tell them how much of a dumbass they were.
 

EnzoHonda

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I'd have sex with a woman (a pro if necessary) and die while in the act. Good for me (die screwing) and absolutely hilarious for her. Well, she'd be horrified, but I'd think it would be funny. I wouldn't be there to enjoy it, but that's ok.
 

Amethyst Wind

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Well since I'm not in that situation I can't say for certain, I might do one of two things:

Call every single person I care about and quickly say goodbye.

OR

Head straight to my work and beat the shit out of my screeching harpie of a boss.
 

ISawAFish

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Get naked, run into a maccas and make a quarter pounder with 6 pieces of meat and added bacon. then take a dump in the middle of the street. And just before i die I will flex and then my dead body will be totally tank.
 

Lavi

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Well, pray I guess. Not for something stupid like saving my damned soul or something, but just in worship and joy. Plus, it's hard to much else in 30 minutes whereas in other senarios you can say you'd go mass murdering orphans or something. There ain't any orphanages around here >.>
 

Mozared

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Cycle to her house like a maniac, hug her tightly and then probably die in her arms because at normal speed it's a 45 minute trip.

Looks morbidly romantic, come to think of it.
 

Beardon65

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Well, I'd do what any normal Christian would do and pray...


... Then after that scream at the top of my lungs throwing myslef at the walls and going batshit insane. Not only will people say "What the hell is wrong with that kid?" but they'd also be even more freaked when I say "Goodbye" and drop dead.

EDIT: Add movie quotes from crazy people in the mix. Live crazy, die crazy.
 

Deleric

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Eat a shitload of cheeseburgers and jump off big shit.

"NOT IF KILL MYSELF FIRST"