What would you do if you suddenly only had 30 minutes to live?

[Aerodynamic]

Killing Spree. Leave a recording on my phone why I did it before though, spare ones who I want to spare, everyone else is a sure deadman.

What a wonderful day that would be.

 

[rt052192]

i don't know, watch whatever's on my dvr i guess...

 

[Koganesaga]

Fucking celebrate!
I'll finally be rid of this cursed existence in 30 minutes!

Probably this.
If not, I'd probably be killing everybody that ever made me suffer, starting with that fucking gardener that stabbed me with a pitchfork because he wasn't looking, that shit hurt.

 

[AvsJoe]

Well, I'm stuck in a place that's more than 30 minutes from anywhere and I'm broke so I'd just send goodbye e-mails to friends and punch out a quick last will and testament. Then I'd head to the Shopper's Drug Mart beside me and steal a 1L jug of chocolate milk and a tub of gummi bears and love the last couple of minutes before the Reaper takes me.

 

[gigastrike]

I'd shoot myself in the head, just to show Death who's boss.

 

[Rawker]

Well, I'd make it a point to die in thirty minutes. it's just rude otherwise.

 

[Rawker]

Punch This guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view] in the face.

That jerk

oh i like that little joke of yours

I don't get it. It was still funny when I clicked the link, though.

Oh. I see what you did thar.

 

[Mr. Gency]

Punch This guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view] in the face.

That jerk

oh i like that little joke of yours

I don't get it. It was still funny when I clicked the link, though.

Oh. I see what you did thar.

Wait a second. I figured it out! The link is actually-

*gets stopped by Pimppeter2*

 

[Fappy]

Run by Brusters and grab some oreo ice cream and the bang a hooker probably. Who cares about STD's when you'll be dead in a few minutes anyway. Then the hooker would have to explain to the police why her customer died... what a tweest!

P.S: I love dead hooker jokes

 

[Nyan Cat]

I would go and kill Michael Attkinson. Because he is a douche. Censoring L4D2. I HATE HIM!

 

[L3m0n_L1m3]

Thirty minutes?!

That's enough time for 3 or 4 games in COD4!

 

[Android2137]

Cry until the time's up. Or freeze in shock.

 

[Shadow_Bunnies]

Punch This guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view] in the face.

That jerk

Edit: I get it.
I feel so sad...

I'd probably just go in denial and go about business as usual hoping there was some fake poison in the bottle.

 

[Burningsok]

uuuummm well... I would probably make my self a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, scarf it down and then just before i suddenly die...bomb!1! spontaneously implode

 

[ISawAFish]

I have an explicit plan.

Minutes 1-5: Have sex. We all know it won't last more than that anyway.
Minute 6: Stab some guy.
Minute 7: Run from the police in Assassin Creed style.
Minute 8: Still running.
Minute 9: Profess a belief in the power of Power Thirst, run harder.
Minute 10: Scream out the lyrics to "Still Alive" whilst mocking the police.
Minute 11: Still running, this time with pants on my head.
Minute 12: You know, this running thing is going to go on for a while.
Minute 13: Calculate Pi. All of it.
Minute 14: I mean motherfucking all of it.
Minute 15: Have sex with your mum. We all know it won't last more than that anyway.
Minute 16: Climb to the top of a tower and threaten to jump.
Minute 17: Dramatic pause.
Minute 18: Jump from said building, unveiling a cleverly concealed parachute ala James Bond.
Minute 19: Resume Assassin Creed style run from the police.
Minute 20: Punch a hooker in the face while screaming, "It's from Germany and you know the Germans make good stuff".
Minute 21: Take a deep breath before screaming, "LEEEEEROY JENKIIIIINS".
Minute 22: Resume Assassin creed style run from the police, this time with crowbar in hand.
Minute 23: Bash someone repeatedly over the head screaming, "This is what I think of your fucking lying sack of shit cake".
Minute 24: Do a barrel roll.
Minute 24:30: Do another barrel roll.
Minute 25: Do two barrels of crack cocaine ala Scar Face.
Minute 26: Dodge bullets like I'm mother fucking Neo.
Minute 27: Answer the question to life, the universe, and everything, including repeating the question to the answer to the life, universe, and everything, but very quietly and in Swahili.
Minute 28: Jump off of a pier on to a fishing boat, proceed to have a duel, stab someone in the head, and scream, "KABOOM, YE OLD HEADSHOT".
Minute 29: Sink said fishing boat and perform a reverse of the opening scene of The Pirates of the Caribbean, in the nude.
Minute 30: Slowly sink to the bottom, my lifeless corpse holding the middle finger until I disappear in to the water never to be heard of again until they make the sequel.

Fin.

Win for sham wow quote.

 

[JDLY]

uuuummm well... I would probably make my self a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, scarf it down and then just before i suddenly die...bomb!1! spontaneously implode

Sounds like fun. I'm still not sure what I would do though. Strange seeing as I made this thread.

I'd want to do something meaningful. Just can't decide what though.