What would you do if you suddenly only had 30 minutes to live?

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Crystal Cuckoo

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"Well, shit. I'm about to meet my maker."

OR

"In 30 minutes I'm gonna find out whether there truly is a God."
 

Jedoro

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If I learned that this very moment, while I'm at home in my pajamas, I'd just spend it calling people and telling them goodbye. If it was while I was out during the day, I'd probably find someone who had pissed me off and kill them.
 

Branches

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I'd write a single sentence note to everyone I can think of, run out the house and Hit the Freeway at top speeds. Fuck Sentimentality. I want the stories at my funeral to be "Jesus. Did you hear about Nick? That dude found out he was going to die, Got into a 25 minute long chase on the 280, ended up crashing into a guard rail at 120 short of 24 minutes."
 

Cheshire Cat

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Pimppeter2 said:
Punch This guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view] in the face.

That jerk
What did I ever do to deserve a punch? :p

I'd probably run round and kiss as many hot girls as I can :-D
Seems a funny thing to be remembered for.
 

CincoDeMayo

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I'd make some calls, tell everyone I love them and then hijack an American oil carrier, change the flags to Russian ones, and crash it straight into an American coastal city. Why not start a 3rd world war while I'm at it, you know?
 

ryai458

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spend 25 minutes thinking of something awesome to do then be dissapointed that I don't have enough time to do it, then die 5 minutes later.
 

Dapsen

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log onto facebook, and search for a certain persons phone number - call her and tell her in short term about my feelings.
call my best friend and tell him how much i appreciate him as a person and friend.
then write down as much as i can about the sides of me, that no one has ever seen.
+ a note for my mom so she doesnt drown in sorrow on top of my uncles suicide (bout a year ago)

and after that i think i would just go out and find the best view i can, put my favorite music in my ears, and stare at the view until i fall over and die
 

Spinozaad

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Wank.
Get drunk.
Call my parents/girlfriend.
Drink some more.

Alternatively I might just snort some coke first.
 

JDLY

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chromekreeper said:
Pimppeter2 said:
Punch This guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view] in the face.

That jerk
why do you want to punch me in the face? that seems rude. although i gotta admit, that was funny. i thought it was going to go to some random guy and it turned out to be me :p
Fancy, when I click it it comes up as me. Must just be a link to the "My Profile" button.
 

PrimoThePro

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Pimppeter2 said:
Punch This guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view] in the face.

That jerk
lmao that is the fourth time I've seen that happen.
OT: Hump anything that moves, and some things that don't.
Or better yet, lets assume that my body will explode after this allotted time. I would give up my body to science and ask them to do what they want with me, as long as I'm awake. Then see their surprise as I explode.
 

Eliam_Dar

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Spend the last minutes with my girlfriend. I can't honestly think of anything better than that
 

aaronmcc

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I'd spend it trying to figure how to extend it...the 30 minutes I mean! Jeez! Minds out of the gutter people.