"What would you do if you woke up..." Game

[DEC_42]

Methinks this could be a way to to a TPBM-like thing, but allow the creative writers here to express themselves...

In the game, the poster sets up a scenario for which the next poster must react to, and set up a scenario for the next one to continue the cycle. This is about the classic prank while someone's asleep, exaggerated a bit, just 'cause we can. Think of something funny or outrageous; just don't use the old 'pie-in-the-face'-type jokes or go God Mode on us. No Saw situations, either.

If the next person were to wake up in a box in the restaurant at the End of the Universe...

He would hijack Hotblack Desiato's car.

Refrain from using 'I' in your reactions; do it in third-person, please.

If the next person were to wake up with 5 arms...

 

[Copter400]

...he'd make a mad dash to the nearest piano.

If the next person were to wake up outside a Parisian cafe...

 

[bermyduck]

he would snatch a beret and eat chocolat croissants til sundown.

If the next person were to wake up inside a secret volcano lair...

 

[Jinjiro]

He'd assume he was evil and start to stroke a big white cat.

If the next person were to wake up covered in bees...

 

[PureFuzz]

he'd regret smearing honey over themselves earlier.

If the next person woke up next to a greased pig and a plunger....

 

[Bling Cat]

Hed wonder what he had to drink last night.

If the next person woke up waist deep in mud...

 

[hazakura]

He would clam he was a zombie.

If the next person woke up and discovered he was skydiving...

 

[shatnershaman]

He would think he is in a coke commercial
If the next person woke up with a Wiimote in his mouth...

 

[Jinjiro]

He'd better get ready for some insanely hard Smash Bros gaming.

If the next person were to wake up and discover they were made of cheese...

 

[Eagle Est1986]

He'd avoid mice at all costs!

What if the next person woke up in a pitch black room, chained to what feels like a pipe?

 

[Stammer]

...he would fly to the moon and say "home!!"

If the next person were to wake up with their head on their desk at the end of an exam...

 

[kyekye]

...He would spill water on the test and call it an accident

If the next person were to wake up suspended over the statue of liberty on a bungee cord...

 

[Conqueror Kenny]

He would cry, alot

If the next person woke up in a space shuttle...

 

[Stammer]

...he would sing "In The Jungle" and float around until he crashed back into the earth.

If the next person woke up in yet another dream (and an infinite number of dreams)...

 

[Reasonable Doubt]

He would poof a pitch fork and stab himself in the head.

If the next person were to find themselves inside a whale...

 

[JBX06]

Make A Fire And Get Sneezed Out

If The Next Person Were To Find Themselves Inside The Boston Stranglers Basement

 

[DEC_42]

He would call in the Flying monkeys

If the Next person were to wake up with their head through a monitor...

 

[Reasonable Doubt]

they would say AFK before dieing.

if the next person were to wake up while in the middle of heart surgery they would....

 

[ThePoodonkis]

he would look at the gaping wound and exclaim "Hey, Where's the creme-filling?"


If the next person woke up to find they had no toes...