"What would you do if you woke up..." Game

[Abako]

He'd get annoyed at being covered in fleas

If the next person woke up and found themselves inside a giant fish tank

 

[Albino Ninja]

...he would drown while trying to rapidly evolve

if the next person woke up and found he won $100 million worth of skittles...

 

[TJ rock 101]

He would get some coke to go with that.
if the next person woke up in yahtzee's house he would...

 

[Abako]

He would offer to help wash the gimp

If the next person woke up inside a giant hampster ball..

 

[The_Heretic]

He would roll down some stairs too see how much fun it would be
If the next person woke up and found out George Bush was their husband they would...

 

[thebobmaster_v1legacy]

Force him to impeach. After groping himself.

If the next person woke up and found out that they were in a comic book...

 

[Abako]

He would make some action that resulted in the sound "biff!"

If the next person woke up and was inside a giant wallet

 

[The_Heretic]

He would scream "DONT SPEND ME IM NOT MONEY!!!"
If the next person woke up and found that they were now president of the U.S they would...

 

[TJ rock 101]

declare war on the moon.
if the next person woke up inside world of warcraft he would...

 

[TJ rock 101]

argh!
every time i try post someone beats me to it and i have to change it lol.

 

[The_Heretic]

He would do the chicken dance
If the next person woke up and found they were in an anime they would...

 

[Abako]

He would immediately try to find the nearest cat girl

If the next person woke up and was at a run down used car dealership...

 

[The_Heretic]

He would hop into the biggest piece of shit car they had and see how far he could get before he got arrested
If the next person woke up to find that all and i mean all of their body hair had been shave off they would...

 

[Abako]

He would immediately burst into a chorus of "Who wears short shorts?"

If the next person woke up and found that the world has been taken over by tadpoles

 

[thebobmaster_v1legacy]

He would run around burning things up, yelling "PK Fire!" the entire time.

If the next person woke up and learned that everything they touch dies...

 

[The_Heretic]

He would immediatly touch his grade school bully
If the next person woke up to find they were inside the game Mortal Kombat they would...

 

[Reaces]

... Go ask the characters how the hell they're going to fight Superman in Mortal Kombat vs DC.
If the next person wakes up to a room full of cackling aliens probing him/her...

 

[The_Heretic]

He would yell "Beam me up Scotty" really loud
If the next person woke up to find their cat being humped by their dog they would...

 

[Instinct Blues]

Immediately wish for a cat-dog to be the result of the cat being humped
If the next person woke with nothing but ice cubes surrounding them