"What would you do if you woke up..." Game

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Abako

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He would claim to be an "Abako on the rocks"

If the next person woke up to find themselves on a convery belt
 

The_Heretic

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He would decide it as good a time as any to get some decent excersise and run
If the next person woke to find that their entire family had moved away without telling them they would...
 

wingman318

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He would get revenge on Tom Cruise

If the next person found them selves on the top of Mt. Everest with a flaming monkey in one hand and a cupcake in the other and singing the national anthem of India backwards.....
 

the_tralfalmadorian

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he would stop singing, eat the cupcake, and use the monkey for warmth...

if the next person suddenly woke up as a no-armed mariachi
 

CartoonHead

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...He would get extraordinarily drunk on methylated spirits through a straw...

If the next person found they were holding a conversation with a small two-seater leather sedan chair they would...
 

Anarchemitis

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Put his hands thus:


If the next person were featured in TIME magazine as 'Person of the Year 2008', they would:
 

Khedive Rex

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He would wonder why fighting a sex slave trafficing ring would make his group a terrorist organization. Is the sex slave trafficking ring a government of some sort? Or endorsed by the government?

If the next person were to wake up to find themselves suspended in the atmosphere of a foreign planet about to plummet to the ground with a whale and a bowl of petunias around them, they would ...
 

pigeon_of_doom

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NOT PANIC!

If the next person was waking up from anxious dreams, and discovered that in bed they had been changed into a monstrous verminous bug they would...
 

PurpleRain

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Ride said bug-bed into the sunrise.

What if the next person woke up within the cursed city of Ryleh'
 

Khedive Rex

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He would give Cthulu a hug and a cookie just to see what happened.

If the next person woke up only to see the carnage that resulted from attempting to befriend Cthulu they would ...
 

Khedive Rex

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Indigo_Dingo said:
Khedive Rex said:
He would wonder why fighting a sex slave trafficing ring would make his group a terrorist organization. Is the sex slave trafficking ring a government of some sort? Or endorsed by the government?
You really don't understand how sex slave trafficking works, do you?
Not remotely. I can say with all honesty that I am entirely inexperienced with sex slave trafficking.
 

Khedive Rex

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Indigo_Dingo said:
Khedive Rex said:
Indigo_Dingo said:
Khedive Rex said:
He would wonder why fighting a sex slave trafficing ring would make his group a terrorist organization. Is the sex slave trafficking ring a government of some sort? Or endorsed by the government?
You really don't understand how sex slave trafficking works, do you?
Not remotely. I can say with all honesty that I am entirely inexperienced with sex slave trafficking.
So you're more one of those people who much prefer to just let it happen, and pretend it doesn't exist.
I am one of those people who is now intently curious why attempting to prevent such horrible treatment of women would make one a terrorist.
 

cimello

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he would order Tom Cruise to land upon my couch once again

if the next person woke up and found their tongues had been replaced with thumbtacks
 

BlackLiger

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He'd wonder how he had multiple tongues to start with.

if the next person woke up next to an angry bear covered in bees and whipped cream....