"What would you do if you woke up..." Game

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The_Toe_Bighter98

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EDIT: They would still kill the movie producer, for reasons unknown.

If the next person woke up as a mermaid, and decided to swim they would...
 

Isaac Dodgson

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They would still be consumed by the fact that they were now a chick and had boobs...

ITNPWU and could only speak in or abbreviations they would acronyms they would...
 

The_Toe_Bighter98

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Start making sense?

The next person will go on a crusade against bad acronyms and abbreviations. To complete their task, they would...
 

fat american

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He proceeds to shit himself because he's a dude.

If TPBM woke up hanging upside down from a two thousand foot tall tree and couldn't reach the trunk to climb down they would...
 

The_Toe_Bighter98

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Adapt to their surroundings, eventually making friends with the tree animals. Then, they would interbreed, and all there differences would be set aside.

The next person has exactly five seconds to dodge an incoming boulder!
 

Anarchemitis

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Johnn Johnston said:
...they would sing "Beyond The Sea" while dancing with Big Daddies and Splicers.
You just gave me a fantastic idea.

@Toe_Bighter.com:
Looks like I'm gonna have to JUMP!! [http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail80.html]
If the next person woke up as a high-profile composer of movie soundtracks and had to write a score the next big title...
 

The_Toe_Bighter98

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They would wait till the last second, and have an orchestra... or ninjas! Every bad critic would be dealt with, slowly but surely.

If the next person woke up in a shallow grave, they would realise that they were... not a zombie. They were really...
 

the monopoly guy

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Dear Dr. Breen

Is that you I'm plummeting towards?

Signed,
A concerned Citizen

P.S. I need and answer quick!


TPBM is suddenly trapped in an episode of "The View"
 

7dollarbill

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They begin to thrash their head about violently in an attempt to bash their brain against their skull and kill themselves.


TPBM woke up in bed nude with Rosie o'Donnel.
 

DEC_42

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Crap, this thing is getting out of hand.

Giant carton of orange juice.

If the next person were to wake up with a boat for a girlfriend...
 

Johnn Johnston

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they would shout one of the following:

"She's going down!" or "I'm gonna go sit on her poop deck."

If the next person woke up with three eyes...
 

The_Toe_Bighter98

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I would shout "I SPY!" before being shot to death for such a lame joke.

If the next person watched Cthulhu wake up, they would...
 

Ultrajoe

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Die

If TPBM had a sing-a-long blog of their own, they would... (MASSIVE points for reference recognition)
 

Ultrajoe

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Get the hell out of there, that cant end well.

If TPBM wanted to cross over this game with another game thread... they would choose...