"What would you do if you woke up..." Game

[The_Toe_Bighter98]

A portal gun, to travel to the other thread.

If the next person looks up and finds that they are looking at the ground, they realise...

 

[MagnetoHydroDynamics]

That the groun sneaked in on them while they where sleeping.

If the nex person woke up finding himself nex to a hemaphrodite dickgirl and found her self being that too?

 

[M0rp43vs]

He'd turn off that damn hentai game

If the next person woke up and he was the opposite sex

 

[The_Toe_Bighter98]

I would quickly edit that, lest you be banned.

 

[Lord Krunk]

The toebrighter would have a sudden urge to introduce thread continuity.

If TPBM woke up and found their head was a square...

 

[The_Toe_Bighter98]

They would say "These graphics suck." in bad english.

The next person dies in...

 

[Lord Krunk]

An appropriate amount of time. Gimme about 60 more years, eh?

If TPBM woke up mid-implosion...

 

[Johnn Johnston]

...they would continue to implode while thinking, "I knew I shouldn't have eaten that last cracker!"

If the next person woke up with a ferret in their nostril...

 

[M0rp43vs]

He'd find out why he kept smelling ferret

If the next person woke up as one of the people on this forum

 

[Johnn Johnston]

...they would put on their ULTRAHELMET and feast on the souls of children.

If the next person woke up in the 12th Century...

 

[DEC_42]

He would immediately go find the Black Knight

If the next person were to wake up next to a shrubbery...

 

[The_Heretic]

He would hind in the shrubbery and scare the next person who walked by

If the next person woke up inside a can of cat food the would...

 

[Reasonable Doubt]

they would yell "Oh dear god do not eat me Mr. Bigglesworth!"

If the next person woke up as Duke Nukem....

 

[John Galt]

I wouldn't do a damn thing for years.

If the next person woke up with the King...

 

[The_Toe_Bighter98]

They wouldnt be fazed that they had just made love to Duke Nukem... disregarding gender. =P

Along their morning walk, the person below me is attacked by a...

 

[The_Toe_Bighter98]

Really wish they hadnt installed a garbade shredder, to save time.

Waking up, you begin to stand and your foot sinks into...

 

[jake09050]

this person would dive down and see if it's really chocolate pudding like in his dream


if the next person woke up to find themselves lost in the forest

 

[Omnidum]

I would transform into Tarzan. Get some muscles, grow some of his dreadlocks...

What if the next person woke up inside a prison?

 

[M0rp43vs]

He would bust out a la some cheap action movie(preferably starring steven seagal) and he would be careful not to drop the soap

what if the next person was deprived of the internet for a year(or maybe a month)