What would you do if your doctor said you have only 80 years left to live?

[Joseph Valdez]

Assuming you have a doctor

 

[Canid117]

Say "thats not that bad"

 

[ParkerBaby]

Conquer the Sun and use it to dispose of the Twilight series.

...then oversee the building of my 200 foot solid gold statue. Then I don't know... eat a twix, or something.

 

[philzibit]

That'd be forty more years than I was expecting.

 

[JourneyThroughHell]

I would've killed myself. I can't live with the realization.

Seriously though, that wouldn't matter, since if I survive for 80 more years, I'll definitely forget about the whole thing due to natural reasons.

 

[SimuLord]

Say "Seriously? I'm gonna live to 113? Fuck. That's not good news at all. No way will my retirement savings last me that long no matter what I do. I'll be working 'til I'm 90. I'm gonna take up smoking and eat more red meat, maybe fuck some whores without using condoms. I don't want to live to 113!"

 

[Jack and Calumon]

"Really? Wow, that's pretty good. But that doesn't tell me where the bathroom is."

Calumon: I don't know how old I am anyway.

 

[Pist0l 07]

Only 80, damn. I was really looking forward to living another 81 years.

 

[sylekage]

"that's a lot longer than I thought. Welp, time to watch the world burn."

Then get some gas and a lighter. We're gonna make this be seen from Space!

 

[Naleh]

Vent furiously about my misfortune on the internet. Then feel really guilty when some other perfectly nice person pointed out they had less time and they weren't making a fuss.

I wanna see 2100, damnit.

 

[Joseph Valdez]

Say "Seriously? I'm gonna live to 113? Fuck. That's not good news at all. No way will my retirement savings last me that long no matter what I do. I'll be working 'til I'm 90. I'm gonna take up smoking and eat more red meat, maybe fuck some whores without using condoms. I don't want to live to 113!"

huh...113 is my lucky number

 

[Michael Logan]

Well nothing can prepare you for news like that, so most likely I would be depressed for a while, then I would try to make the most of the time I have left and live my life to the fullest.

 

[Still Life]

I'd open my mouth..... And then jizz. In. My. Pants.

 

[T-Bone24]

Well, I wouldn't really do anything out of the ordinary, that seems about right.

 

[Tdc2182]

I guess I'll join the Mafia then...

I was playing around with the idea, but if I seriously need to have an income that will last me for 80 more years, I'm gonna need an easy way to make bank.

 

[Keava]

I'd emigrate to a country that allows euthanasia. Last thing i want is to live 120 years, even 80 years is way too much in my opinion.

 

[Benarikun]

well that's 50 or so more than I'm expecting. After hitting about 60 though the human body does go into a bit of a decline... not sure what I'd do with the knowledge that I'd hit 99... probably be pissed off that I miss the century, but hey.

 

[SimuLord]

Say "Seriously? I'm gonna live to 113? Fuck. That's not good news at all. No way will my retirement savings last me that long no matter what I do. I'll be working 'til I'm 90. I'm gonna take up smoking and eat more red meat, maybe fuck some whores without using condoms. I don't want to live to 113!"

huh...113 is my lucky number

The sum of those digits is mine.