What would you do if your doctor said you have only 80 years left to live?

[sheogoraththemad]

95? not bad

 

[Nieroshai]

Meh.

 

[Mcupobob]

I would end up dieing at 99. So thats not so bad.

 

[Gardenia]

I HAVE TO LIVE UNTIL I'M 101? Fuck that, I say. I'll strap myself to the railway.

 

[The Hairminator]

"We'll see about that, doctor! I will live forever in the memories of men!"

 

[aLivingPheonix]

Tell him "Thank you, now I can prove you wrong, buttmunch". Then die when I'm 92.

 

[Bon_Clay]

"ONLY 80 years"? Most people don't even live 80 years, never mind more than that. Not sure what you were hoping to get out of this, but I don't think that would bother anyone. That's a pretty good amount for most people to strive for, and if they don't want to grow old and decrepit there's plenty they can do to speed that up.

 

[hazabaza1]

So I'd die at the age of 96?
'Kay.

 

[Wintermoot]

lets wsee that would make me 97 when I die doesnt sound to bad I think I,ll keep living the way I do now and maybe buy lots of crap I only have to pay of when I,m 98

 

[Lazarus Long]

Get a second opinion. Then I guess I'd have to do the responsible thing and spend the next several years in hospital getting tested to figure out why I'm guaranteed to live to 111, and how that information can be used to rule the world. I mean, for the betterment of humanity.
Of course!

 

[Caliostro]

I'm pretty sure most of us here have less than that, so... "cool".

 

[Sven und EIN HUND]

I'd be disappointed that I would never be able to reach 100 years, but otherwise I'd be perfectly content :3

 

[Sacman]

hmm, that's pretty good... I guess I'll get back to playing S.T.A.L.K.E.R. now...

 

[joshuaayt]

Well, lessee... I'm sixteen now, so that would put me at ninety-six, which is considerably over the expected life-span of a man. Hell, over that of a woman, too. I'm ok with this.

 

[Willem]

I'd eat my own face.

 

[Diddy_Mao]

Ask him what I can do to shave about a decade off of that number.
I really don't think I want to live well past my 100s.

 

[superbatranger]

I'll live to be 99? Eh, works for me, I guess.

I'd be 100 years old! I can do anything--er! xD

Does that mean I can do anything?

 

[poiuppx]

Assuming he was a medical professional, I'd sorta raise an eyebrow, shrug, and say 'Guess my excessive soda intake did SOMETHING right for me'. If he was some form of super mystical Marvel Universe doctor who literally said I would live for 80 more years... I'd go end wars. By headbutting people. They'd be all shooting me, and I'd be all 'Fool! My doctors gave me 80 years! 80 YEARS! BWAHAHA!', and then I'd close in and headbutt them. Thus would begin my legend.