What would you do if your doctor said you have only 80 years left to live?

[Marik Bentusi]

I'd change nothing. I don't care when I die.

 

[warprincenataku]

Wow, that means I'd live to be 108!

 

[Kizna]

80 years? I'd be like "Well, hot damn!" Then, I'd live to be 104 and be a pretty happy camper.

 

[TimeLord]

I'd live to 99. Woo! That's exactly 69 more years than I was expecting!

OT: I would get myself a better doctor.

 

[Nailz]

Me:
Mwahahaha Puny Human, I have lived millennnia drifting through the cosmos. Your 80 years mean nothing to me, a pittance. Having completed making my necklace of human ears, I spit upon you and your allocation of time. Watch now as I thwart your prophecy and end my life. I am free, god damnit, Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Doctor:
Whaaa?!...
O shit is that a doomsday device?
Zomg a black hole!
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.......

 

[Polaris19]

Stand up, walk out. While doing so I would state simply "I'm not paying for this...".

I would then resume eating my pizza back at home.

 

[survient]

Force the doctor to give me a notarized document proving these findings, take out the best life insurance policy ever, fake my death and live like a king til my actual death.

 

[SpAc3man]

I'd ask him for an extra 10 on top of that. I want 2100! and 99 is a big fat rise with no climax at 100.

 

[Tourette]

I'd make sure I don't commit murder or any other crime that get's me a life sentence as I wouldn't want to be Big Bad Bubba's ***** that long

 

[ThatLankyBastard]

I'd start screaming "Narwhals, Narwhals, swimming in the ocean, causing a commotion, cuz they are so awesome!"...

And then I might just get a new doctor...

 

[Lordpils]

I would ask for a new doctor, because clearly this one didn't bother to look at my medical history or do any research on my lifestyles overall healthiness and he made me spend money to tell me something pointless.

 

[Betancore]

I wouldn't expect to live for that long anyway. I'd be 95. Sweet. I want to die at around 50; don't want to give myself the chance to grow old. I'd just go on living as I normally do, I guess. 80 years is a hell of a long time when you're only 15.

 

[Jimson]

Probably forget about it.

 

[EeveeElectro]

Gah! I must go sky diving, swimming with sharks, fly my own plane, go on every roller coaster RIGHT NOW!

 

[Cazza]

Plan my retirement knowing I will be living it for a while.

 

[WestMountain]

ONLY 80 YEARS!?

I thought I was going to live forever :´[

 

[General_Potatoes]

Hmm i'd live to 95. not bad and theres not much i would do.

 

[Talon_Skywarp]

Considering that I'm 22...that would be a worrying idea.

No way do I want to be 102.

However, I could shove it in the face of anti smoking people