What would you do if your doctor said you have only 80 years left to live?

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Not-here-anymore

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Aylaine said:
I'd be 100 years old! I can do anything--er! xD
Woo! 100! Making it to triple digits, then moving on before age really starts to screw me over. Sounds pretty good to me, actually.

Also, being British, I'll get a telegram from the Queen. Awesome! (Unless they make it an email instead. Then it would suck). Yes, it will still be the Queen. Unbeknownst to many, she's actually a quasi-immortal super-being.
 

Quiet Stranger

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Well then that would mean I'm gonna live to 100....so I'll probably kill myself sooner, who wants to live to 100 anyways?
 

Super Toast

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Dec 10, 2009
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"I'm going to live to be 96? No matter what I do? Alrighty then!" (goes on to recreate Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas, but with more drugs)
 

Irony's Acolyte

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Joke Answer: Kill myself right there. HA! Proved him wrong, didn't I! Unless I didn't die, in which case that means I have exactly 80 more years to live no matter what happens to me. Fuck yeah I'm invincible! for 80 years. Time to exploit this for all its worth.

Serious Answer: Business as usual. They might as well say this at birth, its so common for people to live to be 80. And even if right now I were to live 80 more years from this exact point that would only put me about 100. Which isn't that much more that 80. Although living an entire century would be cool...
 

Yopaz

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Jun 3, 2009
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That would be depressing to hear, but I could probably get used to having only 80 more years left... I just wish I could have a little more time though...

Joseph Valdez said:
Assuming you have a doctor
Nice one btw.