What would you do if your doctor said you have only 80 years left to live?

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Sgt Doom

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That's likely double how long I would have actually lived for, though 40+ would probably be spent in decreasingly physically and mentally capable states of being.
 

Cain_Zeros

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Well, 99 sounds about right, assuming I don't get cancer... Well, closer to 95 would be more expected, but...
 

Boba Frag

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ONLY eighty years left???

Score! :D

I'd be pretty fucking delighted, actually. That's an extra 20 than I was hoping for! :p

I'd get a cheque at reaching 100 (as happens when someone reaches a century old in my country)
as well as being the coolest great grandad ever.
 

Grey_Focks

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I would say "How could you possibly know that?" Then if he somehow showed me proof, I'd fistbump him, because I'll be living to 102.
 

Paksenarrion

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Jack and Calumon said:
"Really? Wow, that's pretty good. But that doesn't tell me where the bathroom is."

Calumon: I don't know how old I am anyway.
Calumon, I can't get over how cute you are.

OT: "...but you said that 80 years ago! Gosh darned immortal doctors, keeping me alive just for the insurance money!"
 

Sindaine

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Ummmm...I'd live to a hundred and three in that case. I'd for damn sure go back to school and get a degree so I can get a better-paying job and start saving for my apparently-lengthy retirement.
 

rokkolpo

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i would say: that's great and all, but at what age will i still be able to get up the stairs on my own?
 

Sjakie

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I'd look at the old fart i have for a docter and say: Well, that's a lot more then you have left!
And if there is a god with a sense of humor I will then get run over by a bus when i leave the office.