What would you do if your doctor said you have only 80 years left to live?

[Mr Shrike]

I would live carefully.

You know, stay at home, be single (so I don't get STDs), play games... Oh, wait! I already do all of that ^_^

I would carry on as per norm.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

stupid question is stupid.


Seriously does OP not realize that 80 years is a longer than most people ever live so saying you only have 80 is like being told you have a clean bill of health. Think before posting OP

 

[Wintermute_]

"So whats the good news?"

 

[Thedayrecker]

Kill myself. That'd prove him wrong...

 

[Mr S]

I'd start living the life I always wanted to live, drugs, hookers, smokes and so on. I don't wanna spend a minute longer on this shitty planet than necessary.

 

[Brandon237]

I'm 15 and currently only predicted to live till eighty, so I'd say... "HELL'S YEAH! HEART CONDITION, SKIN CANCER, AND STILL LIVIN' TO 95!"

And then I'd give the doctor a tip.

 

[Lord Kloo]

I wouldn't be the slightest bit surprised, to be honest, most people with an IQ of the average level could tell me that i would live to the ripe old age of 96 (now 97), although with the large and ever increasing vacuum which is my consumption of healthy foods, I'd be surprised if I made it beyond.. say 30..

On topic: probably spend a VERY long weekend in the Red Light District, then die of something venereal..

Edit : I forgot I was 17, seems my IQ is lower than normal

 

[CaptainKoala]

Im gonna be 106?!?!?!?
*puts gun barrel in mouth and considers pulling the trigger

 

[SuperSuperSuperGuy]

I'd say: "Oh. Well, thanks." I'd be 95 at the point where I die then.\

Are you sure that's not a typo?

 

[Feralcentaur]

Sooo...93? I don't want to live that long!

 

[BehattedWanderer]

Call it 124, minimum, or I'm switching HMO's.

 

[Ildecia]

live like normal, and live a good 19 years longer than expected.

80 years is along time man... remember that.

 

[ejb626]

I wouldn't mind because that means I die when I'm 96 and I honestly think I might only make it into my 70s so that'd actually be pretty good.

 

[shwnbob]

Play every singe Final Fantasy game out there from start to finish that should take a few years....

 

[KaiRai]

That'd be forty more years than I was expecting.

Yeah I second that. 'Only' 80 years? I would have thought it lucky if I made it to 60!

 

[kickyourass]

Say "thats not that bad"

This would be my exact reaction, I mean that's mean I'd be alive for just over a century before I go and that's not bad.

 

[Chainsauce]

That's actually pretty reasonable, a lot of my ancestors have lived to 96.

 

[aLivingPheonix]

Tell him "Thank you, now I can prove you wrong, buttmunch". Then die when I'm 94.

Dude, good thing your not a year younger. I think you have to be 14 to be on the site.

Why would I care?

I'm pretty sure it's 13. Otherwise I would've been deleted long ago.