What would you do, if your favorite villian was your parent?

[8bitlove2a03]

guys i tried writing a response to this thread seriously but oh man i just blanked out what time is itKORROK THE SLAVEMASTER KORROK THE KNOWING KORROK THE WISE KORROK THE LIVING KORROK THE FAMISHED KORROK THE CONQUERER KORROK THE GIVER KORROK THE ALMIGHTY I SERVE NONE BUT KORROK.

Cookie for the reference.

 

[BoredDragon]

The Fire Lord's my Dad?! Siiick

You would want Ragnaros to be your father? I would think that would cause your house to burn down like twice a week

 

[BoredDragon]

Comics Wise: It'd be pretty bitchin to have the Riddler for a dad. Crossword puzzles are no longer a hinderance.

Ya, but can you imagine him giving you "the talk" when you were old enough? That would be so weird because he would still be talking in riddles.

 

[BoredDragon]

If my favorite villain was my daddy, I'd be this guy.

Spoiler: Thanks for the demon powers, daddy.

Yo man Nero isn't a villain, unless you count totally being Dante's ***** villainous XD

 

[BoredDragon]

I would be very worried because if The Joker knew he was my dad my future would either be very short or horrifyingly long...

Jesus.. think of the birthday parties.

"I got you a pinata! It's Jason Todd!"

You'd probably get your ass kicked constantly in school by all the people whose parents The Joker killed. By now, that's like 90% of Gotham.

lol I hope not just 90%, because that would mean his henchman make up 10% of Gotham's population XD

 

[BoredDragon]

I would be very worried because if The Joker knew he was my dad my future would either be very short or horrifyingly long...

Jesus.. think of the birthday parties.

"I got you a pinata! It's Jason Todd!"

You'd probably get your ass kicked constantly in school by all the people whose parents The Joker killed. By now, that's like 90% of Gotham.

Assuming they weren't scared shitless of the laughing gas you have access to?

I see your gas of laughing and I counter with FEAR!!!!

 

[Light 086]

Since my favorite Villains are Sith, I know that eventually we would try to kill each other. Sure some families tend to have this issue, however with sith in order to 'grow up' you know it would come to that. So I imagine some of the birthday cakes I receive will be poisoned or have an assassin hiding in there instead of a stripper. And if I survive I'd have to try to take over the galaxy and eventually kill my own child, what fun.

 

[Plucky]

Adoptive parent or genetic parent...?

...now that i think about it, i don't really have a favourite villain.

But Stella (think thats her name) from InFamous....yes! emulsify please.... :X

Dear god...


EDIT: It seems her name isnt Stella, but rather Sasha.

 

[Light 086]

Adoptive parent or genetic parent...?

...now that i think about it, i don't really have a favourite villain.

But Stella (think thats her name) from InFamous....yes! emulsify please.... :X

Dear god...

I think you mean Sasha (if you're talking about the chick in the sewers with mind control powers and black goop).

 

[Paksenarrion]

Wonder how the hell that works, and probably also have trouble coming to terms with the fact that my father hates me and all other humans... though would I still be human? Eh, lets just assume that I was adopted.

Spoiler: Favorite Villain

RatRace123? Ah, yes...this "child" Commander Shepard claims that I have. I have no children, and have dismissed these claims.

 

[Yureina]

Jon Irenicus?

I would run. Far FAR away!

 

[Axzarious]

So many choices. Cant decided which villianous parents I would have, but I would most likley try to succeed, overthrow, or help in the world domination.

 

[Dwarfman]

For the lols, just name your favorite villain, and what you would do if said villain was your parent.:3

Well let's see my favourite villain is the Joker, which would make Harley Quinn my Mother. That would make for an interesting family situation.

My second favourite villain is The Master from Dr Who. Now this would be cool, cause I can grow a pretty mean goatee and people say I have the Devil's laugh. If sharing some Father & Son time means, sowing the seeds of chaos through time and space then I'm in.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Spoiler: Darth Traya

I imagine I'd turn out a really powerful sith/jedi. With issues. Deep issues.

 

[Eclectic Dreck]

I'd be one of the Many and would proceed to enlighten the crew of the Von Braun and the Rickenbacker of the joys of the flesh.

 

[StormShaun]

Glad0s.....no cake and you will be the one baked instead....

 

[Astoria]

My daddy's a giant eye made of fire so what does that make me I wonder.

 

[A Weakgeek]

Also, i'd be less like Skywalker and more like Starkiller.

But... What? Why? The emo hair... I.. Urghhhh...
Also yeah if your dads vader then mine will be Darth Revan. That would be awesome, I would create millions of ships in the starforge and go to the twi'lek planet to get me a crew. Intergalactic harem away!

 

[Madman123456]

Also, i'd be less like Skywalker and more like Starkiller.

But... What? Why? The emo hair... I.. Urghhhh...
Also yeah if your dads vader then mine will be Darth Revan. That would be awesome, I would create millions of ships in the starforge and go to the twi'lek planet to get me a crew. Intergalactic harem away!

Well ok, i wouldn't go with the haircut. I'd rather clear entire rooms of stormtroopers with forcelightning.

 

[Meestor Pickle]

Kane? Well firsly Id grow an awesome beard as well. Not shave my head though.
Then down with GDI!