What would you do, if your favorite villian was your parent?

[farq1414]

kratos. I would slowly sit down an look as i see my brother and mum being killed and pray that it wouldn't happen to me but then he would kill me

 

[Lieju]

I would be pissed because that means the latest version of Albert Wesker would be my dad. It would be cool to have a calm super-powered badass for a dad, but he would probably keep trying to infect me with the T-virus.

No, he would have experimented on you(or me, as he'd be my daddy too, though maybe rather the Umbrella Chronicles version) since before you were born, messing with your DNA.
I also suspect he would find mixing his superior genes with someone else icky, so you'd be most likely a clone of him with modified DNA.

 

[LesCorbeaux]

I couldn't wait for take your child to work day

 

[FortheLegion]

Having Aku as a parent would be interesting. I could learn how to say FOOLISH SAMURAI! perfectly.

Aku would make an awesome parent. It would be hilarious.

 

[Xenetethrae]

Vader

So then he really would be my father.

With Darth Vader as my Father i would have become another sibling of Leia and Luke. I'd kick Yoda's metaphorical Ass in a philosophical discussion about the Force and why we should use it to not only bolster our fighting prowess and perform magical tricks but also to reinforce our own mental discipline. There is no Dark Side. One can be angry and be in control of that anger. Also, i'd be less like Skywalker and more like Starkiller.

Damn. Ninja'd

 

[Drazeric]

guys i tried writing a response to this thread seriously but oh man i just blanked out what time is itKORROK THE SLAVEMASTER KORROK THE KNOWING KORROK THE WISE KORROK THE LIVING KORROK THE FAMISHED KORROK THE CONQUERER KORROK THE GIVER KORROK THE ALMIGHTY I SERVE NONE BUT KORROK.

Cookie for the reference.

LMFAO NICE! DUDE CHECK YOUR TOE!

 

[realslimshadowen]

I'd be Luke Skywalker.

Or possibly Quicksilver.

 

[Fetzenfisch]

Does satan count as villain? If yes it'd be pretty sweet.

 

[Rough Sausage]

Well, Star Wars: Empire Strikes Back would have been a different movie, suffice it to say.

 

[Lambi]

...I don't think I would be very safe if Kefka was my father. Or too safe. He might get me to go under the same procedure as he did when he got his magic. Which would mean that I would go crazy like him. If that would happen, we would destroy the world together, father and son. Or he would kill me at the first sign of incompetence.

 

[CrazyCapnMorgan]

Well, I'm a big fan of Marvel...soooooooooooooo...

Let's just say I hope my looks don't come from his side of the family.

HUGE issues...

 

[similar.squirrel]

Having the Scarecrow or V for a parent would be strange. I would probably continue the family business, anyway.

 

[huigho1215]

be killed

Spoiler

 

[sevreon]

"I don't care if I'm grounded dad, I'm going out!"
"NO YOU ARE NOT, YOUNG LADY."
"Yes I am! And you can't stop me!!"
"...ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL."

 

[Batfred]

I would be very worried because if The Joker knew he was my dad my future would either be very short or horrifyingly long...

Exactly what I would say and Harley Quinn can't be a good step-mom

Is fancying your step-mum wrong?

OT: Darkseid, Orion and Kalibak would be cool brothers although would I have been brought up on Apokolips or New Genesis? The latter I hope.

 

[Anadinolin]

Mehrunes Dagon? - daddy...i want my own plane of oblivion, and a small army to destroy that pesky player character ^.^

or my avatar - daddy, you are more powerful than the keeper since the first game, can i have: *reels off list of lands*

 

[aegix drakan_v1legacy]

Ok, if BOWSER was my dad I probably wouldn't believe it. I mean...come on. Would you?

Now if Bowser would want to recruit me into the koopa troopas, I'd probably join him (he's a great boss, see Bowser's inside story), but I'd spend most of my time trying to get the koopa kingdom and the mushroom kingdom to co-operate. Because he's REALLY not all that bad a guy. He's just mostly pissed at getting shoved to the side and discredited as a worthless side-threat.