What would you do if your partner was secretly Hitler?

[Frozen Fox]

Then I would fuck Hitler so often the would be to damn happy to start WW3

 

[DirtyJunkieScum]

Simple question really. What would you do if suddenly the individual you held most dear, who up until now was essentially your ideal mate, suddenly revealed to you that they were actually the most famous dictator of all time? Personally I would try to work things out, after all I love them, but if they started killing Jews or invading Poland I would definitely have to end the relationship.

You know...I had always suspected something about her...

Spoiler

 

[FFHAuthor]

I...um...er...yeah...huh...ahem.


Anyway, if my Girlfriend was Hitler, and she looked like that?

I'd say five things:
Finish the British.
Don't fight the Russians.
Give Heisenberg whatever he needs.
Two letters, three numbers: ME 262.
Just deport the Jews to Palestine.

Then, I'd enjoy nailing the ruler of Europe. Yeah...I'm that depraved.

 

[A Satanic Panda]

I...um...er...yeah...huh...ahem.


Anyway, if my Girlfriend was Hitler, and she looked like that?

I'd say five things:
Finish the British.
Don't fight the Russians.
Give Heisenberg whatever he needs.
Two letters, three numbers: ME 262.
Just deport the Jews to Palestine.

Then, I'd enjoy nailing the ruler of Europe. Yeah...I'm that depraved.

Firstly: you spelled Ho-229 wrong.

Secondly: that's not depraved, that's good taste.

If my girlfriend was Hitler (image above that is) then I would have some serious questions to ask. Like why he's now a girl... A very attractive one if that... And age, shouldn't (s)he be 123 now?

 

[SneeringCanuck]

I'd tell my brother, a proud neo-nazi.

Then my brother would probably beat his ass for single handedly killing any chance Germany had of winning WW2.

 

[FFHAuthor]

Firstly: you spelled Ho-229 wrong.

Secondly: that's not depraved, that's good taste.

If my girlfriend was Hitler (image above that is) then I would have some serious questions to ask. Like why he's now a girl... A very attractive one if that... And age, shouldn't (s)he be 123 now?

Well, firstly to your firstly, I lean more to the logic that Germany required an advanced and superior Fighter craft to combat British terror bombing of Germany population centers and US precision bombing of Factories and infrastructure, more than they needed a jet powered fighter-bomber. The undoing of the ME-262 was more owing to Hitlers desire for dive bombers like the Stuka. And while the Ho-229 was an excellent stealth aircraft, I'm leery at it's ability to stand up under mass production conditions. The Ho-229...well, it's unproven in the realms of history, but I do concede that it might have had excellent potential if they made more than a handful, the ME-262 was actually a produced fighter.

Second, yes, it is excellent taste, I can't fault you there. But I'd still be nailing Hitler, and I think that deserves a little bit of depraved judgement...despite extenuating circumstances.

 

[Olas]

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OP is too WTF!
Is my partner now a man? Is he/she their original age? 56? 123?
Or have I traveled through time?

Oh well, I guess either way I'd have to break up and probably turn them in. Committing genocide against 6 million people IS committing genocide against 6 million people. Plus they aren't really my partner anymore as far as I'm concerned.

 

[soren7550]

That'd be weird, seeing as Mr. Boyfriend is Jewish.

 

[A Satanic Panda]

Firstly: you spelled Ho-229 wrong.

Secondly: that's not depraved, that's good taste.

If my girlfriend was Hitler (image above that is) then I would have some serious questions to ask. Like why he's now a girl... A very attractive one if that... And age, shouldn't (s)he be 123 now?

Well, firstly to your firstly, I lean more to the logic that Germany required an advanced and superior Fighter craft to combat British terror bombing of Germany population centers and US precision bombing of Factories and infrastructure, more than they needed a jet powered fighter-bomber. The undoing of the ME-262 was more owing to Hitlers desire for dive bombers like the Stuka. And while the Ho-229 was an excellent stealth aircraft, I'm leery at it's ability to stand up under mass production conditions. The Ho-229...well, it's unproven in the realms of history, but I do concede that it might have had excellent potential if they made more than a handful, the ME-262 was actually a produced fighter.

Second, yes, it is excellent taste, I can't fault you there. But I'd still be nailing Hitler, and I think that deserves a little bit of depraved judgement...despite extenuating circumstances.

Apparently a Ho-229 prototype out-performed a ME-262 in a mock dogfight. But, as with all German engines at the time, was very unreliable and one of the prototypes crashed due to an engine failure. The production was also a hassle because to make it stealthy they had to have the correct mixture for the paint, perfectly shaped inlets, etc.

But like you said, it never entered production.

 

[The Great Purtabo]

I'd tell my brother, a proud neo-nazi.

Then my brother would probably beat his ass for single handedly killing any chance Germany had of winning WW2.

Ummmm... without Hitler, there would have been no Fascism in Germany, no organized Nazi party; so Germany would likely have stayed a Democracy, and would not have had the fervor to go to war. i.e, Germany never had a chance to win WW2.

 

[FFHAuthor]

Apparently a Ho-229 prototype out-performed a ME-262 in a mock dogfight. But, as with all German engines at the time, was very unreliable and one of the prototypes crashed due to an engine failure. The production was also a hassle because to make it stealthy they had to have the correct mixture for the paint, perfectly shaped inlets, etc.

But like you said, it never entered production.

The Ho-229 prototypes captured from Germany are still tightly controlled and in the possession of the US government. The History Channel ran a show and had a group of engineers make an exact replica of the Ho-229 and said that is was a radar stealth aircraft. But I'm just leery of it, despite the potential.

 

[saoirse13]

I would find the Doc and get him to bring me safely back to 2012 in the Delorian. Screw 1939, why did I ever go to that time to find love... worst idea ever!

 

[217not237]

*reads forum name*

Oh, yeah, my boyfriend already told me a couple days ago. I'm trying to accept his new found Nazi-ism, and I think things can work out between us. I'm just worried because I have a Jewish friend.

 

[Midnight Llamaman]

I would turn into Darth Vader and have an epic rap battle with him.

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In all seriousness, I'd get very confused because my partner does not have a penis.

 

[A Satanic Panda]

The Ho-229 prototypes captured from Germany are still tightly controlled and in the possession of the US government. The History Channel ran a show and had a group of engineers make an exact replica of the Ho-229 and said that is was a radar stealth aircraft. But I'm just leery of it, despite the potential.

I've seen that before (one of the only decent things on History that actually has "history" to it) but perhaps if it had a few more years in R&D it could have become something better. We'll I guess it did become the B-2 in a way.

And one of the Ho-229s the US government has is being reviewed for a full restoration for the National Air and Space Museum. I read that on Wikipedia today and it made me happy because that's only 45 minutes from where I live.

 

[Erana]

I'd criticise his artwork and make him cry.

I feel slightly bad for saying this but it's actually quite good. He should have stayed in art...

Speaking of art Hitler, well, if I were to meet future Hitler reincarnation, it would prolly be at an art school, and then it wouldn't be so bad for the world, as I'd make him apply to more schools until he got accepted, but still.

If I thought someone were Hitler, I'd get myself a good psych evaluation.

 

[stormshot]

if he was a she and looked like this I probably wouldn't care whatever she was doing.