What would you do if...

[Papopapo456]

... you were in an alley, there is a big brick wall behind you and a dumpster at your left side. The zombies (about 100) are 5 metres away. You only have two shotgun shells. What would you do?

I would personally try to do something mind-bogglingly improbable (2^276709 to 1 against)to get away with the first bullet, and then I would use the second one to blow my brains off.

Cool plan, huh? What's your plan

Edit:More complete question.

 

[madcap2112]

You could always use the last two on as many zombies as possible and then try to melee your way out.

 

[JRCB]

Is there a fire escape, or a dumpster on wheels I can use to run them over?

 

[Hazy]

Fight it out.
I'd never commit suicide.
Never Surrender. Never Retreat.

 

[Timotei]

Just do what Frank did in Deadrising. Zombie walk.

 

[Blackadder51]

Sell the bullets for a car.....

 

[Timotei]

Fight it out.

Never Surrender. Never Retreat.

FOR TONIGHT, WE DINE, IN HELL!

EDIT: Tomorrow we'll dine at Sbarro.

 

[Hazy]

Fight it out.

Never Surrender. Never Retreat.

FOR TONIGHT, WE DINE, IN HELL!

Oh hi there Leonidas!

 

[War Penguin]

Fight it out. You will lose but dammit you don't surrender.

 

[Hazy]

Fight it out. You will lose but dammit you don't surrender.

Thats the Blood Raven Way.

 

[SsilverR]

fuck suicide!!! (in that kind of situation)

those cunts are going to have to work for their meal ... i'll blast the nearest 2 then push their bodies deep into the crowd using them as my shield ... then the first chance i get to spring clear i'll take, regardless of how small that chance is

and if any get in my way ... lets just say my empty shotgun just passed its sledgehammer exam

 

[Papopapo456]

Okay, there is a dumpster right next to you, there is a huge brick wall behind you.
There are 100 zombies coming for you and no, they will recognize you if you do the zombie walk (so no cookies to you Suiseiseki)

 

[Papopapo456]

Fight it out.
I'd never commit suicide.
Never Surrender. Never Retreat.

I had the same thought at the beggining; but the idea of being eaten alive doesn't sound pretty good for me. You could also scream a cool one-liner like "I won't give you the pleasure bastards" and kill yourself. Win-win

 

[OneBig Man]

Luckily those two bullets were beam rounds. the partice beam clears all the zombies with the first shot. Yay I live.

 

[Papopapo456]

Luckily those two bullets were beam rounds. the partice beam clears all the zombies with the first shot. Yay I live.

Unluckily for you, a sperm whale appeared on the sky and fell on you. Game Over

 

[Hazy]

Fight it out.
I'd never commit suicide.
Never Surrender. Never Retreat.

I had the same thought at the beggining; but the idea of being eaten alive doesn't sound pretty good for me. You could also scream a cool one-liner like "I won't give you the pleasure bastards" and kill yourself. Win-win

I'd much rather lose a hard-fought battle then surrender.

 

[Ron51]

BANZAIIIIIIII! Haha....zombies.

 

[Mr. Tibbles]

If I knew I was going to die then I would fight as many as I could then attempt to kill as many humans that I could after being infected. Gotta help the cause of the zombies

 

[OneBig Man]

Luckily those two bullets were beam rounds. the partice beam clears all the zombies with the first shot. Yay I live.

Unluckily for you, a sperm whale appeared on the sky and fell on you. Game Over

Indeed. It seems to be check and mate for me. Good game. Next time I will have to account for that.