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Papopapo456

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xxhazyshadowsxx said:
Papopapo456 said:
xxhazyshadowsxx said:
Fight it out.
I'd never commit suicide.
Never Surrender. Never Retreat.
I had the same thought at the beggining; but the idea of being eaten alive doesn't sound pretty good for me. You could also scream a cool one-liner like "I won't give you the pleasure bastards" and kill yourself. Win-win
I'd much rather lose a hard-fought battle then surrender.
You know, since zombies don't have functional brains at all they wouldn't be able to found your actions heroic, not even silly. I would try to die with honor, but I don't like being eaten. Sorry
 

quiet_samurai

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The neat thing about a shotgun; utilize the amunition to the fulles extent, turn it over and grip it by the barrel, now you have a supremely affective club.
 

Hazy

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Papopapo456 said:
xxhazyshadowsxx said:
Papopapo456 said:
xxhazyshadowsxx said:
Fight it out.
I'd never commit suicide.
Never Surrender. Never Retreat.
I had the same thought at the beggining; but the idea of being eaten alive doesn't sound pretty good for me. You could also scream a cool one-liner like "I won't give you the pleasure bastards" and kill yourself. Win-win
I'd much rather lose a hard-fought battle then surrender.
You know, since zombies don't have functional brains at all they wouldn't be able to found your actions heroic, not even silly. I would try to die with honor, but I don't like being eaten. Sorry
Not about heroics, mate.
If it was, I would have a film crew with me and quoting Bruce Campbell.
Like I said earlier: I'd put up a fight.
Zombification or not, I'll die happily knowing I took as many of the bastards as I could with me.
 

Bob the Average

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assuming Romero's zombies are the shambling kind I'd shoot twice then club my way to the nearest way out of the ally. truthfully it's the same if there the meth-addled marathon runner type just add till i got eaten to the end.
 

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I'd probably shit my pants and die.

..but...if I WASN'T a gigantic pussy, I'd probably use up both bullets, hit some zombies with the handle of the shotgun, THEN shit my pants and die.
 

Kuchinawa212

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Well I guess at that point my goose is cooked.

I will not let the them have taste of my brains without a nice lead coating
 

Mythos1092

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Papopapo456 said:
Okay, there is a dumpster right next to you, there is a huge brick wall behind you.
There are 100 zombies coming for you and no, they will recognize you if you do the zombie walk (so no cookies to you Suiseiseki)
Well, I'll do the thing where you run ON THEIR HEADS! *grabs Suiseiseki's cookie and runs*
 

Onlythestrong

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Go Shawn of the Dead on their asses and join in the fun! Eat your neighbor it's not so bad! If you can't beat 'em join em!
 

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SsilverR said:
fuck suicide!!! (in that kind of situation)

those cunts are going to have to work for their meal ... i'll blast the nearest 2 then push their bodies deep into the crowd using them as my shield
I would grab a zombie from the front, shooting his head off as i went then hold him like Alex Mercer holds a car, all of a sudden my one zombie shield becomes more effective then two standing up.

I would fight 'til i could fight no longer then hide in the dumpster, (i am assuming they are dumb and don't know how to function a lid) then burst out when i was ready, using my adrenaline fuelled awesomeness to beat my way down the alley, for i would now be halfway free of the zombie horde. OR. Alternatively. I would bust out, clear them away from my dumpster with carefully placed kicks until they were climbing on top of the dead... suddenly only twenty block my route and i use my shotgun-->zombie shield idea to escape!!! then hide...in a supermarket...man gotta eat...preferably an american supermarket... for bullets, not for the pleasure *pfft* of being in america (yes i am prejudiced and rightfully so)
 

RavingPenguin

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Me, a shotgun, and two shells vs. an ass load of zombies. Aye, sounds like an even fight it does.
I'd empty the shotgun, flip it around and go Lycan. Seriously, there is no stopping me when I hit beserker mode. Every zombie would be dead. I might escape with a few scratches, maybe some serious wounds, or I might die. But dammit I'd rather go out bat-shit insane than cowering in a corner praying for help.

EDIT: Smart and not so badass way: Jump in the dumpster, fire a round near the bottom stick the barrel of the shotgun out and push. I might not go very far very fast but as long as the zombies dont find me I should have enough time to make my way down an ally.
 

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Papopapo456 said:
OneBig Man said:
Luckily those two bullets were beam rounds. the partice beam clears all the zombies with the first shot. Yay I live.
Unluckily for you, a sperm whale appeared on the sky and fell on you. Game Over
Was there a pot of petunias as well?
 

la-le-lu-li-lo

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Call for backup, while I blow one and then two away.
Like I'd go anywhere without my phone.

I'd then crawl on top of the dumpster and beat the zombies in the head until backup arrives!!
 

dkyros

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Yell "BANKAI" take the shot gun and with the two remaining shells blow hand holes into the side of the building spaced enough apart to get me to the window or fire escape, from there put my shotgun back in its makeshift sheath and scale the building, then use the butt to break the window and enter, once inside look for any possible survivors, and scour for supplies, remember its not over till its over ^^
 

manaman

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Shine-osophical said:
then hide...in a supermarket...man gotta eat...preferably an american supermarket... for bullets, not for the pleasure *pfft* of being in america (yes i am prejudiced and rightfully so)
So... many... ellipsis...

Sorry, had to say it. Also bullets in a supermarket? Or do you just mean being in America for easy access to weapons and ammo?

In the event of a zombie apocalypse, I would rather be no place other then my house. I have enough weapons and ammo to supply a small army.
 

Kilaknux

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Shot a couple of them in the head, naturally, then bludgeon the bejeezus out of the rest, using the shotgun as a club. Fuck you, I'm not a steak! I AM A MAN! *thwack*
 

manaman

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la-le-lu-li-lo said:
Call for backup, while I blow one and then two away.
Like I'd go anywhere without my phone.

I'd then crawl on top of the dumpster and beat the zombies in the head until backup arrives!!
Must be a nice phone. Where can I pick up an apocalypse proof phone?
 

Ozkilla

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People keep using a dumpster so i will aswell. Line the dumpster up get behind it and run with it at full pelt towards the zombie horde! knock them all to the ground and run over them and out to FREEDOM! and shoot 2 in the head on the way out just for good measure of course.
 

RicoADF

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I'd shoot as many as I could then club my way out, might not guarentee success but I'd be damned if I'd surrender!!