What Would You Do In A Zombie Situation?
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Shot one of its knee caps out, then beat it from behind with the butt of the shotgun.
Or use the search button, out of the endless amount of zombie threads, someone must have had this scenario by now.
Or use the search button, out of the endless amount of zombie threads, someone must have had this scenario by now.
Oh for fuck sake...I would probably be glad that we would finally see an end to 'what would you do if zombies attacked' threads on t'internet.
EDIT: Although the conditions the OP imposes are a bit more original than the standard Z post I suppose.
EDIT: Although the conditions the OP imposes are a bit more original than the standard Z post I suppose.
if people would find something more interesting to thread about maybe these would go away? until then bitching about it accomplishes about as much as actually looking for zombies to kill.....that is to say...nothing.....seriously... i like periods also
I'd go online and post this forums 4000th zombie thread.....oh wait....you beat me to it.
Damn.
PS: Shotgun
Damn.
PS: Shotgun
Situational Zombie threads, another thing to add to my list of things that should be banned from the internet.
Oh, I'm not the only person whoCahlee said:
Excellent
okay, now explain to me, if you shot a human in the head, he would instantly die, but if you shot a rotting fleshbag in the head, you would need to shoot him 2 more times. this entire forum is cracked, and not to be a troll, but even if such an event were to happen, if you were to say, have a government, there would be enough control over the situation that there wouldnt be any problem. unless you live in a third world country ofcourse. i think people like you should be banned for being a complete d-bag. get off forums and go back to playing left for dead, zombies ate my neighbors, and whatever else made you think this was a good idea for a thread.
Break the chair legs, use them all as wooden spikes, and stab that zomb to death, then take them back (hey if it worked once...). keep the shotty and frag nade for a desperate situation, and the napalm in case I find fire. The other stuff I would only keep if it didn't become cumbersome.
I would then proceed to a Starbucks (shouldn't be too hard to find) and get me a better coffee maker... hehehe
I would then proceed to a Starbucks (shouldn't be too hard to find) and get me a better coffee maker... hehehe
I would use logic to create a contridiction with the zombies exsistance and thus proving that it doesnt exsist and destroying it in a blast of reality. Or grenade the door and leave, either way works
Utilise the electric components of the coffee maker in conjunction with the available explosives and utilising the shotgun barrels as tubes I will create a rocket based propulsion device which I will strap to the chair creating a form of transport with which I will propel myself to the icy reaches o Norway across the North Sea!
That's the plan anyway...
That's the plan anyway...
