What Would You Do In A Zombie Situation?
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What would I do in a Zombie Situation?
Probably commit suicide, a zombie holocaust is one of my nightmares and I just can't keep running away from them and I don't want to feel the pain they would give me when they catch me, so I would just simply kill myself quickly.
Sadly I wouldn't know how to do that without a gun.
Maybe I'd get an adrenaline rush, run out with a knife and Rambo them until I'm totally overwhelmed.
Probably commit suicide, a zombie holocaust is one of my nightmares and I just can't keep running away from them and I don't want to feel the pain they would give me when they catch me, so I would just simply kill myself quickly.
Sadly I wouldn't know how to do that without a gun.
Maybe I'd get an adrenaline rush, run out with a knife and Rambo them until I'm totally overwhelmed.
OK, I'd shoot my balls off with the shotgun, causing the zombie to die of laughter...
Downside is I'd probably have to kill myself with the grenade, or possibly swallow the napalm... maybe both, whichever I feel like after shooting my balls off I guess, because I don't think I can predict the kind of mood I'd be in.
Alternatively, as this is most likely a video game situation I'd chuck the napalm on the zombie then shoot him because if explosive barrels have taught me anything it's that bullets = instant fire. So who needs matches?
Downside is I'd probably have to kill myself with the grenade, or possibly swallow the napalm... maybe both, whichever I feel like after shooting my balls off I guess, because I don't think I can predict the kind of mood I'd be in.
Alternatively, as this is most likely a video game situation I'd chuck the napalm on the zombie then shoot him because if explosive barrels have taught me anything it's that bullets = instant fire. So who needs matches?
I do this kind of "what would you do if *improbable situation* (here are some seemingly useless objects)" games with my friends all the time.
1) Shoot the zombie in the leg (crippling it or blowing it's legs of)
2) Tie the rope into a noose
3) Smash it on the head with the coffee maker breaking it apart then taking the stakes of glass and pinning the zombie to the floor
4) Drape the noose round his head stand on the chair and throttle him back to death, he can't stand on his shotguned legs.
1) Shoot the zombie in the leg (crippling it or blowing it's legs of)
2) Tie the rope into a noose
3) Smash it on the head with the coffee maker breaking it apart then taking the stakes of glass and pinning the zombie to the floor
4) Drape the noose round his head stand on the chair and throttle him back to death, he can't stand on his shotguned legs.
