What would YOU do with Voldemort's body?

[Shadowsafter]

After watching the last film (Excellent BTW) something occurred to me about Voldemort's body because in the film (Spoiler spoiler) he is blasted to ash when he dies, whereas in the book it says -and I quote- "They moved Voldemort's body and laid it in a chamber off the Hall".
So Escapists, my question is, you're in the Order of the Pheonix, you've been given the task of disposing of Voldemort's remains. How do you do it and who do you take with you? Do you give him a shrine and epitaph, so future generations never forget his evil, or do you bury him in a black box in an unmarked grave?

 

[infohippie]

Stir fry, of course. What else could you possibly do with it?

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Blasted to ash? Damn.

Well I suppose I could try and teabag the ashes.

 

[Glamorgan]

I'd enclose it in some obscenely hard material, then throw it into the sun.

No magic can bring back the dead, but you can never be too careful.

 

[Superior Mind]

Transmogrify it and bury it somewhere nondescript. Seems to happen to a few characters in the series.

 

[brunothepig]

God damn that movie....
Anyway, obviously it must be violated sexually burned in the hottest fire magic can conjure.
By the way, proper spoiler tags are done

Spoiler: like this

{spoiler}Spoilery stuff.{/spoiler}
Only with square brackets.

 

[Griffolion]

After watching the last film (Excellent BTW) something occurred to me about Voldemort's body because in the film (Spoiler spoiler) he is blasted to ash when he dies, whereas in the book it says -and I quote- "They moved Voldemort's body and laid it in a chamber off the Hall".
So Escapists, my question is, you're in the Order of the Pheonix, you've been given the task of disposing of Voldemort's remains. How do you do it and who do you take with you? Do you give him a shrine and epitaph, so future generations never forget his evil, or do you bury him in a black box in an unmarked grave?

Incinerate, epitaph about his evil, teach it forever more in the schools.

 

[Fieldy409_v1legacy]

sexy time.

 

[Arfonious]

I would bury him and give him a simple tomb stone with the words: Here lies Voldemort

 

[Seieko Pherdo]

Just put in a black box and forget about it.

 

[LTlegowraith]

Cover it in Thermite, stand well back, light and enjoy.

 

[Cheesus333]

Cut it open and get rid of all the gooey entrails and such and, replace them with bricks of C4. Stitch it all closed. Put it on top of a very high peak. Detonate.

I don't really like Harry Potter that much, but this is basically my plan for getting rid of any great evil that's liable to come back. Even if said body can do the T-1000's melty/reassembly trick, it'll take it a fucking while.

 

[MidnightCat]

Burn it and scatter the ashes REALLY widely. After I've chopped off the head and stuffed the mouth full of garlic.

 

[Exterminas]

Put it in the chamber of Secrets to put the blasted thing to use.

 

[ZeroDotZero]

Sell it to crazy Potter fans. Even Voldemort is not as pure evil as those who dedicate their whole lives to the series.

 

[Jmurray21]

Do what Luke did for Darth Vader. Cremate the body. Remember the loss of life he caused but celebrate the peace to come.

 

[7moreDead_v1legacy]

I shall stand by my saying *Clears throat*

"Frag the living - Hurdle T'bag the Dead."

Everybody could line up and have a go!