What would YOU do with Voldemort's body?

[AngloDoom]

A big ol' plinth, with a steak through the heart, ina big glass box and the words "NEVER FORGET" sound good to me =D

 

[Alade]

Two choices, either dump his corpse inside the chamber of secrets, which would mean that he would be buried at a place he might have approved off.

Or change the room of requirement so that when a student wants to use it for evil it simply turns into the room where voldemort's grave is, as a warning.

 

[Bobbity]

Hm, kind of an awkward situation, isn't it?

I'm not totally sure what I'd do with Voldermort's corpse, but I guess that's why I'm not in the Order of the Pheonix.

 

[Vault Citizen]

I'm not sure if I'd think of this if I were a wizard but I personally would run tests on the body. Since his soul was butchered into so many pieces and it was shown to have some effect on his body it would be interesting to see if it could tell us more about the soul somehow and its connection to the physical form of a person.

 

[Zantos]

i would respectfully carry out the muslim burial proceedings then bury him at sea... then get protested.

I was going to say that. Well played sir.

 

[The_ModeRazor]

Crucify him upside down and surround the cross with a burning pentagram? Sounds about right. Wait, that's satanistic.

Uh... maybe a funeral pyre would do. Yes, a funeral pyre it is.

 

[F'Angus]

Attatch some string to his arms and Puppet Theatre Time!

 

[wilsontheterrible]

Merchandising, merchandising, where the real money is made. Voldemort incense, Voldemort ash facial cleansing masks (I don't recall a blemish on that creepy snake face at any rate), Voldemort toothpaste, Voldemort diamonds. Yes you heard me right friend, Voldemort Diamonds. For roughly the cost of an average funeral you can use those ashes to make a diamond fit for any ceremonial purpose from serving as the centerpiece of a memorial for those fallen in defense of the magical world to a lovely focus for all your evil scheming needs. Jump on the bandwagon now, supplies are limited.

 

[WolfThomas]

Confirm his identity, prepare his body in adherence to wizard tradition and bury him at sea.

Edit: Crap Ninja'd

 

[Sizzle Montyjing]

Hoover it up, then chuck the hoover bag at orphans.
Yes, i'm evil.
Why do you ask?

 

[Corporal Yakob]

Devour the ashes-TO GAIN HIS POWER!

 

[antidonkey]

Put it on the mantle and try to keep dust off of it.

 

[StBishop]

I'd enclose it in some obscenely hard material, then throw it into the sun.

No magic can bring back the dead, but you can never be too careful.

Exactly. Transmute his corpse (like Couch Jr did to his dad) into a stone or something then encase it in a monument to all of the people whom he killed.

Two choices, either dump his corpse inside the chamber of secrets, which would mean that he would be buried at a place he might have approved off.

Or change the room of requirement so that when a student wants to use it for evil it simply turns into the room where voldemort's grave is, as a warning.

Nice. You'd have to be very fucking specific with your wording (which I believe Neville became rather good at), but it's a great idea.

 

[Jacco]

I would turn him into one of those zombie slaves and use him as a man servant during the year and then as the ultimate Halloween decoration at that time. How awesome would it be to throw a Halloween party and have Voldemort himself jump out and scream AVADA KEDAVRA at you?!