what would you get that goes with your personality
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A pen that functions as an ipod, wallet, toaster, phone and a pancake maker but doesn't work as a pen.
An old-school gramophone that's had the base hollowed out so it has a lava lamp in the middle, and the base is carved in the shape of a 1940s pinup girl.
WEEBO!!!
Seriously, I think everyone in the world should have one of these.
Course mine would be voiced by Douglas Rain.
Alternatively, Level 12 Intelligence.
Seriously, I think everyone in the world should have one of these.
Course mine would be voiced by Douglas Rain.
Alternatively, Level 12 Intelligence.
A pair of scruffy human-leather trousers... a machine that makes insanely strong black Absinthe in 5 minutes... a beautifully intricate but 'ard as nails red lightsaber... and a watch that stops time, and doubles (triples) up as a teleportation device and time machine...
AND a Forge, in which I can make anything made of metal with 10% of the effort... Hmmmm... A half-size black Spanish-made Galleon, complete with black sails... An unlimited amount of Microsoft points... I'd merge both of my Cats, Squig and Ebe, into one cat (a Tiger named Sqebe) maybe... a Mordor style tower in Brunswick Square, Brighton, overlooking the sea and the whole town... a DECENT government... and a machine that would boost my IQ to 1,000,000 and make me as awesome at the guitar as Akira Yamaoka, Jim Root, Keith Richards, and Mikael Akerfeldt put together... my own fashion design company (I'm probably harder than you aswell, so you can take that look off of your face)... a bed made out of angels... and a stereo born from Satan's own vagina. Yeah.
Sorry, was that too many?
AND a Forge, in which I can make anything made of metal with 10% of the effort... Hmmmm... A half-size black Spanish-made Galleon, complete with black sails... An unlimited amount of Microsoft points... I'd merge both of my Cats, Squig and Ebe, into one cat (a Tiger named Sqebe) maybe... a Mordor style tower in Brunswick Square, Brighton, overlooking the sea and the whole town... a DECENT government... and a machine that would boost my IQ to 1,000,000 and make me as awesome at the guitar as Akira Yamaoka, Jim Root, Keith Richards, and Mikael Akerfeldt put together... my own fashion design company (I'm probably harder than you aswell, so you can take that look off of your face)... a bed made out of angels... and a stereo born from Satan's own vagina. Yeah.
Sorry, was that too many?