what would you get that goes with your personality

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Marenmarja

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Hair that changes to any color whenever I want (without dye, I'm already combating straw hair), functioning wings, and a ghost rider-esque flaming chain (but I want spikes on mine).


I would also like the knowledge of how to use all of this at a master level so I don't look like a winged idiot with an irate octopus on my head flagellating myself to death above some major city.

I would also like to see said winged idiot in action some day.

Also one of Nihilate's Satan vagina stereos, that be awesome.
 

GrinningManiac

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A massive steampunk zeppelin with a multi-cultural crew with which I travel the globe, exploring new lands, plundering goods and pirating as I please.

And I'd have a kickass hat and gasmask
 

Kuhly

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The T.A.R.D.I.S. The thing is i wont use it to save the world. I'll use it to take me to the planet of Porn.
 

DemonicVixen

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Hmmm. I would go for a full kinky set of leather undergarments. Maybe a whip to go with the set. Goes well with my playful 'kitten' side. If some find this offensive i apologise it is only a joke.

Nope, truthfully i would have... actually i can not think of anything that would go with my personality. That seems strange. So maybe my joke will have to be the truth instead. Oh well.
 

Woodsey

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Susan Arendt said:
Something from this company right here [http://www.hiddenpassageway.com/].
Soooooooo many back passage jokes.

Scary music though.

OT: A monolith PC made (as much as possible) from pure gold.

Why?

COZ I R NRD & GOLD IZ SHINY.
 

LeonLethality

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Logic 0 said:
A luigi costume. So I can feel as pretty as I look.
.... I really don't want to comment on this but I will... in person though >.> probably with a smack

OT: I could totally go with a Mario costume so I feel as pretty as I look A pet wolf that speaks in a British accent... Named Tom...
 

Fairee

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I would have a teleporter, so I could instantly go to meet the awesome people of the Escapist without all that travelling nonsense :D
 

Casual Shinji

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Susan Arendt said:
Something from this company right here [http://www.hiddenpassageway.com/].
It's like Ikea run by David Lynch.

I'd probably get wooden clogs and a poncho. I always felt a little like a dreary farmer.
 

ender_dio

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An iPod that will let me cycle through super powers the same way I choose songs.
What super powers? all of them.
 

Simriel

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The U.S.S Defiant. I would literally have everything I would ever need.
 

Sonicron

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A Transmetropolitan-style bowel disruptor. Standard setting 'fatal intestinal maelstrom'.

"Oh, you disagree with my opinion that people are full of shit? Allow me to prove you wrong."
 

Sigel

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A talking multi tailed fox that has some sort of magic powers, a great, powerful sword of mysterious origin, and a random assortment of interesting characters to travel with.
 

God's Clown

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A scythe, that gives +infinite to all stats, effectively making me invincible, until I drop it. After that I would want a Gundam. Mind you I completely hate all things Giant Robot, but if you had a Gundam, and were the only person, you could like take over the world!
 

Mr. Grey

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The Gem of Ultimate Procrastination... that when infused into my flesh will grant me the ability to procrastinate even through aging. I will remain immortally young and do as I please, which is nothing.