What Would You Pay/Do For A Portal Gun?

[El Poncho]

I would invent combustible lemons for a portal gun.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

I would invent combustible lemons for a portal gun.

I would eat combustible lemons and a lit match for a portal gun.

 

[mb16]

i would bring my daughter to work

 

[tjs09]

Nothing, it can only transport me to places I can see. Walking does that quite well. XD

 

[TheTurtleMan]

I would incinerate my companion cube.

 

[Riesel87]

I would promise to pay back the vendor millions from the billions i steal using it

 

[Silk_Sk]

Blow men? Yeah, realistically, I'd probably blow men.

EDIT: Actually, no. I'd only blow men if the long-fall boots came with it.

 

[bootz]

I would sleep with caroline. She was a babe.

 

[cryogeist]

play too human all the way though 2 times

 

[Vausch]

I'd vote for Trump for a Portal Gun.

 

[Arnoxthe1]

Nothing, it can only transport me to places I can see. Walking does that quite well. XD

You trollin'?

I would incinerate my companion cube.

i would bring my daughter to work

:thumbsup:

I would set a building on fire.

 

[Stealthygamer]

I'd vote conservative for a portal gun!

 

[wizard_joe88]

I'd go to space for a portal gun
heck, I'd go to space for free

 

[Vilcus]

I would max out Archaeology on 10 characters (in WoW) without using mounts or flight paths. Nothing would make me appreciate the portal gun more.

 

[Ladette]

Not much. I can only think of a few intresting uses for it and all of them would get old pretty quickly.

 

[Zantos]

I'd take a rear ending like a champ for a portal gun.

Or have sex with that really ugly girl that used to be in my halls of residence for one. Cuddle her afterwards and give her my name and my number too if I really had to

 

[steevee]

I'd be sodomised by a Tramp wearing a condom made of sandpaper.

 

[CaptainKoala]

Considerably more than I would do for a Klondike Bar.

 

[CaptainKoala]

I would give THEM a Klondike bar.

DAMN NINJA'S