What Would You Pay/Do For A Portal Gun?

[Ian Caronia]

Well, thanks to the information in Portal 2, my answer is...

Spoiler: spoilers for Portal 2

Nothing, since the gun can only shoot at surfaces covered in moon rock goop, making it useless everywhere outside an experiment chamber. If you gave me a gun that shot moon rock goop AND the portal gun, I'd still say nothing, since Mr. Johnson proved being around concentrated moon rock goop for a long time causes cancer.

...So, yeah, "nothing" is my answer. But what I wouldn't do to have a GLaDOS of my own...
*daydreams of running through a field towards GLaDOS, only to be shot with a rocket*

 

[The Typical American]

I would give THEM a Klondike bar.

Dang, I have been ninja'd. >_<

 

[cardinalwiggles]

I would incinerate my companion cube.

uu heartless soul. and all that not threatening to stab you it did. a little ungrateful

 

[interspark]

i would create a portal gun and then trade it for the other guy's portal gun, then i'd use the portal gun to make him/her fall several hundred miles before killing them and taking mine back

 

[Leemaster777]

I'd let them take me apart, put science stuff inside me, and then put me back together.

 

[Double A]

I'd pay for $70 million worth of moon rocks.

The portal gun is useless without portal conductive surfaces sadly.

QUICK! TO THE MOONMOBILE!

 

[NinjaDeathSlap]

Thing that would haunt even the darkest recesses of my soul...

And it would be so fucking worth it.

 

[MRMIdAS2k]

I would suck 2 dicks.

you could have a swordfight in my mouth for a portal gun.

 

[Get_A_Grip_]

If they throw in the gel that allows you to shoot portals and the long fall boots then I'll negotiate.
There are very few things I wouldn't do for one.

 

[Slimshad]

Why Bother?, The Goverments just going to take it to learn it science to mass produce it for the army.

You'll never see that gun again.

Pfft. You have a portal gun. If the government manages to catch you with it, you don't deserve one.

OT: I would spend my entire life learning how to be an astronaut, and establish the first human colony on the moon in the name of whoever the guy was that gave me the portal gun. Anyone who has played portal would probably know what I would do next, but I will not say as I do not know how to make a spoiler box.

 

[Peter Pottorff]

I would listen to every crappy song out there.

 

[hopeneverdies]

I would give up my future children. Or just give Aperture all of my money that I have, have earned, and will ever earn. Whichever is quickest.

 

[Godzilla's Disciple]

I would assume the party submission position for a Portal Gun

 

[Alar]

The portal gun is useless without portal conductive surfaces sadly.

Indeed... though, it would make for an awesome way to dispose of trash, assuming you could find at least one portal conductive surface here on Earth.

-starts Moon trash dump-

 

[badgersprite]

I would pay more than the combined value of all the organs of the entire population of SUBJECT HOMETOWN HERE.

 

[Player Two]

Honestly?

ANYTHING.

I mean, hell, it'd be worth it.

 

[Pescetarian]

I would suck Cave Johnson's moon rock poisoning out of his dick.

EDIT: I think I just became stupid for typing that.

 

[SirAroun]

not true, it can only place a portal were you can see but if you put the blue portal at your house and then care the gun with you think how cool that would be.

 

[Raistlinhawke]

I'd breath the same room of air for the rest of my life for a portal gun.

 

[Helscreama]

I'd give up my first born for scientific testing for a portal gun.....and science!