What Would You Pay/Do For A Portal Gun?
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I would.... >takes deep breath<
Sell my first born son
Bring my daughter to work
Get paid $60
Get paid an additional $60
Bleed gasoline
Throw science at a wall and see what sticks
Make a potato battery
Invent combustion lemons
Eat combustion lemons
Bath in combustion lemon juice
Volunteer to be the control group for the repulsion gel
Eat repulsion gel covered food
Bath in repulsion gel
Eat propulsion gel
Eat conversion gel
Get ill from conversion gel
Get covered in conversion gel and be used as a portal surface
Go to spaaaace!
Make them a cake
Give them a Klondike bar
Befriend GLaDOS
Believe that "This statement is false"
Accept my "New mission: refuse this mission!"
Answer the question "Does a set of all sets contain itself?"
You should see what I would do for the long fall boots......
Sell my first born son
Bring my daughter to work
Get paid $60
Get paid an additional $60
Bleed gasoline
Throw science at a wall and see what sticks
Make a potato battery
Invent combustion lemons
Eat combustion lemons
Bath in combustion lemon juice
Volunteer to be the control group for the repulsion gel
Eat repulsion gel covered food
Bath in repulsion gel
Eat propulsion gel
Eat conversion gel
Get ill from conversion gel
Get covered in conversion gel and be used as a portal surface
Go to spaaaace!
Make them a cake
Give them a Klondike bar
Befriend GLaDOS
Believe that "This statement is false"
Accept my "New mission: refuse this mission!"
Answer the question "Does a set of all sets contain itself?"
You should see what I would do for the long fall boots......
I would put together a crack team of nerds with to much time on their hands and useless degrees that will however be useful for infiltrating a highly protected and secret research facility.
I'll need an astrophysicist, a biologist, a forensic scientist, probably an MD, an IT guy aaaaand... a physicist.
The astrophyscist and the physicist work together to build a giant laser in space, I will call it... the Doom Planet! It smashes a hole in the wall of the facility which the team climb through.
The biologist and MD are there to be support personel. The forensic scientist works on analysis of the various blood splatters to tell us what not to do in the puzzles, while we work our way to the storeroom.
Fuck yeah, steal everything.
The IT guy is there in case glados shows up.
Then we portal out. yeeeeeaaaaaah.
I'll need an astrophysicist, a biologist, a forensic scientist, probably an MD, an IT guy aaaaand... a physicist.
The astrophyscist and the physicist work together to build a giant laser in space, I will call it... the Doom Planet! It smashes a hole in the wall of the facility which the team climb through.
The biologist and MD are there to be support personel. The forensic scientist works on analysis of the various blood splatters to tell us what not to do in the puzzles, while we work our way to the storeroom.
Fuck yeah, steal everything.
The IT guy is there in case glados shows up.
Then we portal out. yeeeeeaaaaaah.
I'd subscribe for a lifetime of testing at Aperture Science. And then plot my escape, obviously.
i would drag my genitals through a mile of broken glass and erase all knowledge of cupcakes from the face of the earth for a portal gun.
id commit cupcake genocide and ensure that no person would ever enjoy a cupcake again. imagine your childhood without cupcakes. how sad that would be. id do that in a blink.
real question, what wouldnt i do for a portal gun
id commit cupcake genocide and ensure that no person would ever enjoy a cupcake again. imagine your childhood without cupcakes. how sad that would be. id do that in a blink.
real question, what wouldnt i do for a portal gun
I would sleep with Snooki to get my fiancee a Portal Gun. She promised she would still sleep with me afterwards, once my therapy and extensive purification was over. And we'd have a Portal Gun!
I would shoot my father for a portal gun. Then I'd shoot him again if Cave Johnson throws in the long-fall boots.
That seemed to be pretty much defined as anything made of concrete, or brick, really anything that resembles a rock. Remember, aperture didn't develop the conversion gel until the 80's before that it worked just fine on normal walls and non metallic surfaces.TheECP said:
So that's a complete disassembly? New vitals, spit shine on the old ones, *and* they're scooping out tumors? Frankly, you should be paying *them*!Leemaster777 said:
