What would you say if you were an NPC?

[Canadamus Prime]

This was done on another forum I used to frequent, and I thought it be fun. The question is simple, if you were an NPC in a game what would you say?
I'll start:
"Can you get me something to eat? I'm starving, but I seem to be stuck on this spot for some strange reason."

*I did use the search bar if this has been done before, it wasn't been done recently*

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Hmmm this didn't go over as well as I hoped. Of course I should've put it in forum games. I realized that 2 sec. after I posted it. If a mod wouldn't mind moving it...

 

[Kollega]

Before anyone says - "Press B to jump". Take that!

An actual answer: "Hey,kind sir,would you mind visiting my litlle shop? Ooh,you are saving the world?! I'll give you a discount!"

One way to be happy is to make others happy. Or mess with them,as i just did by ninjaing everyone.

 

[Sassafrass]

Just PM a mod and ask them to move it.

While here though...

"Look, a car is speeding towards me on a pavement. Why can't I move out of the way?

 

[zerzxes]

"I like pizza!"

just that...[small]yes i am weird so what?[/small]

 

[Canadamus Prime]

"Press X to not die"

Also I don't know who the mods are.

 

[Laura.]

Get out of here, Stalker.

 

[Optimus Hagrid]

"GODDAMMIT! Your be-spectabled friend has a fucking bazooka! The girl can summon lighting from her mind! The Asian guy can make it rain fucking stars! Why can't you END ME NOW and release me from this endless cycle of walking on the spot! Why is it that I am perfectly capable of walking on the spot, yet I never fucking move anywhere?"

*cue HL2 headcrab zombie style screaming noises*

I feel sorry for those guys.

(earthbound reference btw) [3q311xD6udo]

 

[Cowabungaa]

"Good day citizen!"

 

[T5seconds]

Hello Mister Freeman...

 

[Archemetis]

Spoiler: pretty much this

 

[Mr. Samson]

Hmm... A tribute to a guild master of old:
"More Dots! More Dots!"

 

[ddq5]

Oh, pick any of the classics...
"Reload, Dr. Freeman!"
"Do a barrel roll!"
"Hey!"

Or, to mix things up...
"So Doc, how's life treating ya?" ... "Well?" ... "Fine, don't tell me about your day. I'll just go ahead and tell you about mine. IN GREAT DETAIL."
"You can tell I'm important because I'm shaded better than those guys over there."
"So, taking pictures of your junk. I see you're using the wide angle lens."

 

[thiosk]

*I did use the search bar if this has been done before, it wasn't been done recently*

I really wish people would stop using these disclaimers. Its [annoying].

Anyway, I would probably say something to the effect of: "Hello, stranger"

Spoiler

 

[Kurokami]

Something along the lines of "HEY! LISTEN!" and repeat.

 

[ssgt splatter]

Please don't shoot me, you do enough of that during the story missions.

 

[SultanP]

I'd say whatever I was programmed to say.

 

[Jonci]

"I wanna cast a spell!"