What would you say if you were an NPC?

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Jenova65

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''I like cheese, do you like cheese? Cheesy cheese'', makes me ROFL every time I hear it
 

Slick Samurai

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"I am an NPC! Making the 4th Wall my ***** since 1995!"

or if I felt the need for senseless meme quotes,

"Do a barrel roll!"
 

Spygon

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"give me that sword and i will do something awesome"

then when you give me a sword

i will say "wait for it" everytime you go to talk to me for the first 5 mins then start drinking beer and pass out

then in the final battle i would turn up and do a awesome killer blow on the final boss then turn to the player and say

"i told it was going to be awesome... oh and here is your sword back"

or

"the player is coming everybody look busy"

and starts sweeping the middle of road
 

Piotr621

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"After standing here for endless decades, my only peace lies in death"
"Go ahead, kill me. I'll still be here tomorrow"
"Bad guy's that way"
"I am incapable of saying anything apart from the text that tells you I am incapable of saying anything apart from the text that tells you I am incapable of saying anything apart from the text that tells you I am incapable of saying anything apart from the text that tells you I am incapable of saying anything apart from the text that tells you I am incapable of saying anything apart from the text that tells you I am incapable of saying anything apart from the text that tells you I am incapable of saying anything apart from the text that tells you I am incapable of saying anything apart from the text that tells you I am incapable of saying anything apart from the text that tells you I am incapable of saying anything apart from the text that tells you I am incapable of saying anything apart from the text that tells you..."