What would you say if you were an NPC?

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ILuvMichaelJackson

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"I HAVE NO GREETING"
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"you want to know a secret? do you? too bad, i ain't got one."
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"I'm Michael Jackson. I'm Invincible.i can kill every single Bad guy in the game with one shot. If you want me to join your team, select no. If you want to hear my life story, choose yes." by habit, the player will likely choose yes, and switch off the console from frustration.
 

Emilin_Rose

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"As you walk through this journey, chipping away at the minor evils, while fighting your foe, you are truly the most evil at all. In the end evil exists within every man.

Man will not change from a few years under a power just a little darker than their own. No, they must be made to suffer at length, before they truly understand its meaning.

You see, hero, I will aid you to save them, because i am evil, more so than even your foe has come to be. I wish to see you suffer. I wish to see all of them suffer. Every time, it begins so small. Just taking this one, no one will miss it. Just hitting him once, it will heal. Then it becomes the accepted norm for these to happen.

No one will admit it, but its there. Padded underneath the surface, covered with a fine layer of dust to hide its form. And over time, someone takes two of them, hits him once more. It's only one more, there's nothing to worry about. The process continues on.

Some time later, its three. After a time it becomes four, and then five. Over time it becomes 'I need these horses, he needs to be beaten'.

And in the end, in the end great hero, we have the perfect epitome of evil. The true nature of man. A rolling green hill, blanketed over the frame of it all. The ultimate structure. The grand carcass for which there is no one to put upon the blame, for it is made by the hand of every man alive and passed!

All hold the rotting flesh covetously within their own hands, and none are willing to let it go! I help you hero, to see this path come to fruition, when all of man is as it was born, and is forever destined to be!

I help you, to bring forth the greatest evil of all! The one that can never be shaken or stopped! I help you to bring the evils of the common man to full harvest!

AHAHAHAHAHA!"
 

Booze Zombie

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"Oh, I see you driving there, ************, I'm not staying here!"
I then promptly run the hell away so as to not get mown down.