What Would You Sell Your Soul for?

[Zombie_King]

I didn't search for this, because I don't think anyone's as disturbed as I am.

This isn't the thread to debate if a soul is real, I'm just assuming, for now, that you have a "soul". Without a "soul," one would seemingly go to Hell. I would sell my "soul" for complete domination of the world. No one could oppose me, and everyone, everywhere would think of me as a God. With the world's best scientists and doctors hard at work solving my slightest cold, I would live very long, and, since I was adored, no one would ever try to kill me.

/End

 

[Evilbunny]

I'd sell my soul for an end to disease and poverty. I don't know if the devil would do this (I'm assuming that's whom I am selling my soul to) since it doesn't sound like it's up his alley. But if he could then yeah, I'd suffer in hell knowing the world is a better place because of it.

 

[nathan-dts]

I would sell my soul to insure me nor my family and friends would ever die. This being the case and me not being able to die I couldn't possibly go to hell. I would then using my godly power conquer the world muah ha haaaaaaaa.

 

[Soulfein]

Id sell my soul for a new soul, fresh from the factory.

 

[nathan-dts]

@evilbunny

Your a kind person.

 

[Calobi]

I'd sell mine not to go to Hell.

Either that, or a cookie. I really want a cookie for some reason right now.

 

[The Iron Ninja]

I'd go with evilbunny, but if he had already done all that then I don't really care, I'd sell my soul for a packet of potato chips (crisps if you are in britain)

 

[PAGEToap44]

I'd sell mine not to go to Hell.

Either that, or a cookie. I really want a cookie for some reason right now.

seconded... and milk.

 

[_Janny_]

A ticket to Heaven. And if there's no heaven then I'm screwed.

 

[j1-2themax]

I'd sell my soul to have the ability to master any skill within one day.

 

[The Iron Ninja]

A ticket to Heaven. And if there's no heaven then I'm screwed.

Pfft. "if" there's no heaven? (my unbridled atheism ahoy!)
I have thought about it more and if I had a soul to sell I would much rather like some chocolate chip cookies (Haven't had any of them in ages, if fact I'll go buy some now)

 

[the protaginist]

world peace,some how all the Weed and the people that sell it and grew it would spontaneouly combust,(think about that,All the weed in the worlds gone,and EVERYONE'S high for weeks.hilarity would ensue.)

 

[Sirisaxman]

Like Homer, I would sell my soul for a doughnut. And then not finish it. :-D

 

[Danny Ocean]

Sell my soul to demolish hell.

Dunno what would happen then, though, something like Hellgate: London?

 

[bassie302]

I'd sell my soul for the Improbably Powerful Rocket Engine I need to launch the earth into the sun...

 

[Zephirius]

Immortality. Like, nothing can kill me. Not old age, not bullets, not diseases, nothing. If I could get not feeling pain in with that deal, that'd be great, and of course I'd open with both, but the devil is a sly bargainer.

Edit: You'll think it will get boring. But nothing includes oxygen deprivation. The universe is a big place. I'll be content for a while.

 

[Chechosaurus]

I'd sell my soul for ANOTHER soul and the ability to stop time... Bernard's Watch kinda thing if you've ever seen that and if you have then I'm sure you agree with me.