What Would You Steal?

[tthor]

If you were able to steal one thing (without the chance of failing to steal it or of getting caught for the theft,), what would you steal?
also, you CANNOT steal money or any form of currency.

-i think i would steal a blimp.. just for the hell of it 8)

 

[j0z]

I would steal Ft Knox and its contents!

A blimp would be interesting, but a zepplin would be better!

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

I would steal the hearts of all the people in the world.
I'd have either a lot of dead people spread over the earth, or people more interested in doing what I tell them to than their normal petty bickering.

oh, and if you can't let that count, then I suppose I'd steal a can of Coca Cola from myself.
let me figure that one out.

 

[thiosk]

A blimp would be interesting, but a zepplin would be better!

I want a zep so bad i could spit.

Imagine cross-atlantic cruising in the air

/beautiful

 

[Radeonx]

A money printing press, that gives every dollar bill a different serial number and makes undetectable counterfeit copies.

 

[Armored Prayer]

I would steal people souls, but I have no idea what I would do with them.

That or do what they did in Spaceballs and steal the planet's air.

 

[Skeleon]

The Alps.
So I can hike or ski whenever I want to and not be bothered by those hordes of other tourists.

 

[Cherry Cola]

Steal the galaxy of course. They could do it in FLCL, and so I can do it here.

 

[j0z]

A blimp would be interesting, but a zepplin would be better!

I want a zep so bad i could spit.

Imagine cross-atlantic cruising in the air

/beautiful

Yeah, I wish zepplins didn't die out. Because they could have became "cruise ships of the sky"
They would never work as actual transportation vessels, because of their speed, but they could have filled the "sky cruise" market.
Damn you Hindenburg!

 

[Urgh76]

the world MUHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! or maybe just all of perkins sugar cookies

 

[SantoUno]

I would Steal a Jackson guitar with some awesome amplifiers a ton of strings and some good distortion pedals, a large drum set, an awesome bass guitar, and of course a HQ keyboard. Then my solo project can begin.

 

[EMFCRACKSHOT]

The Internet. then i would turn it off. *evil laugh*

 

[TPiddy]

Hmm

See, the problem with this is that you say we can't steal money or currency, but we won't get caught... but if I stole the deed to a house it wouldn't have my name on it and I wouldn't be able to use it. If I stole a car I wouldn't be able to use it, I'd be tracked down eventually.

I suppose, in this case then, I'd steal the biggest diamond I could find. Fencing that would be no problem.

 

[dietpeachsnapple]

The presidency (*skips the political jokes*)

A life time supply of tuition vouchers.

The heart of a lovely woman... well >.> maybe not.

 

[dietpeachsnapple]

Steal the galaxy of course. They could do it in FLCL, and so I can do it here.

They could also run people over,

beat them in the head with a guitar,

pull objects from other dimensions from empty skulled children,

and not have anyone die.

Oh, and robots.

And human ammunition.

and guitars as weapons.

(*loves flcl* *stills finds your logic somewhat flawed* *pokes the wobbly logic*)

 

[curty129]

A blimp would be interesting, but a zepplin would be better!

I want a zep so bad i could spit.

Imagine cross-atlantic cruising in the air

/beautiful

What's a zeppelin... no, i can't be bothered to google it. D:<

OT: Erm. Steal an hour of Elisha Cuthbert's time. For reasons clearly obvious >>''

 

[theonecookie]

The popes hat just to see what he would do whan he could not find it

 

[NuclearPenguin]

Virginites... Of girls that is.

 

[Disaster Button]

I'd steal talent.

 

[tthor]

I'd steal talent.

i like that idea, tho i would then bottle the talent and sell bottled talent to people