What Would You Steal?

[Carboncrown]

Intelligence, lots of intelligence.

 

[The Rockerfly]

I would steal reality
You can't fuck with me any more

 

[ninja steve]

switzerland hehehe

 

[Killersamman]

I would steal the hearts of all the people in the world.
I'd have either a lot of dead people spread over the earth, or people more interested in doing what I tell them to than their normal petty bickering.

oh, and if you can't let that count, then I suppose I'd steal a can of Coca Cola from myself.
let me figure that one out.

youd steal the actuall building?! good grief man you have issues!

 

[infinisynth]

I would steal this thread and delete it.

 

[awesomeemosewa]

I would steal a lion from the zoo and retun it home. ''Whats that you say''? ''Lions does not live in citys''? muhahahahaha... what?

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

I would steal the hearts of all the people in the world.
I'd have either a lot of dead people spread over the earth, or people more interested in doing what I tell them to than their normal petty bickering.

oh, and if you can't let that count, then I suppose I'd steal a can of Coca Cola from myself.
let me figure that one out.

youd steal the actuall building?! good grief man you have issues!

...
What?

 

[Ridonculous_Ninja]

I would steal Ft Knox and its contents!

A blimp would be interesting, but a zepplin would be better!

and a Led Zep would be even better!

poetic me: The heart of every girl I will ever like.
real me: a nice bass, which would also lead to above wish.

I would go for stealing their free will not their hearts. I think we all know why.

Dishes.

What did you think I wanted slave girls for you sick freaks!

=P

 

[TheGreatCoolEnergy]

a klondike bar

 

[D088Y]

the Star of the South not to sell it to bludgen by victims to death with it

 

[Supreme Unleaded]

A blimp would be interesting, but a zepplin would be better!

Andd what are you going to name it? The Hindinburg 2, seriosly if you get a zepplin your more likely to be in the news than alive.

O.T. I think i'd steal the Michalin Man just to say i have him... or Chuck Norris.

 

[ajb924]

I would steal Gurren Lagann! The actual robot, you can have your blimp, i can destroy a country with my fucking DRILL!

 

[TheBarefootBandit]

The Mona Lisa. Classy.

 

[waterhazard]

I would steal everyone I find annoying, a douche, I hate, Jonas brothers etc and beat the mercilessly everyday. OH and every twifag iwould beat them hidiously?(dunno how to spell it sorry)

 

[Cargando]

I would steal information on MI5, just to see what they're up to...

 

[waterhazard]

"Supreme Unleaded"
O.T. I think i'd steal the Michalin Man just to say i have him... or Chuck Norris.

That's just silly everyone knowschuck norris can't be captured he has a +9001 saving rolls +9001 defence beard and can't be sneak attacked. ever.

 

[GhostKnifeFish]

Ridley Scott's Brain So I Can Put It In A Robot And Get Him To Direct Movies Only For Me!

 

[j0z]

A blimp would be interesting, but a zepplin would be better!

Andd what are you going to name it? The Hindinburg 2, seriosly if you get a zepplin your more likely to be in the news than live.

O.T. I think i'd steal the Michalin Man just to say i have him... or Chuck Norris.

It wouldn't be filled with hydrogen, I would fill it with Helium, which is perfectly safe.
My plan can't fail!

Spoiler

 

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